I always park my car in desolate areas as not to get anything seriously ed by
1) moms who can't drive their douchebag SUVs while fingering their kids and talking on this cellphones
2) 2rice2ridiculous fags who drive like ing morons with their mufflers and retard tie bars
3) asian drivers who practically can't see , as done in a case study by Cambridge about the total area visible to "Slanted Eyes of the Oriental"
so i parked it all the way in the back of the mall parking lot, went to see Harry Potter. As I was walking back, I some chinese driver decide to publicly share his embracing of stupidity by parking right next to me and failing. He hit my car, then backed up and tried to drive away. Now I don't own a cell phone camera, but I thought maybe i could intimidate him my improvising. So I took out my wallet, and pretended to take pictures with my wallet in my right hand, while reaching for my pen in my left pocket to write down his license plate.
The Eyes of the Orient played in my favor and the guy stopped his car, got out and said "Sry Sry" and his wife comes out: "yes yes, he sry sry."
I felt like punching him right in his ing face and ing his girl right in her ing face, then taking his car and running it into a wall.
An embracing of one's stupidity is enraging enough. A failure to accept responsibility is even more infuriating.
But yeah, just a stupid ing scratch, and we got each other's information and i guess it's just gay.
c0r version: Chinese guy added more truth to the stereotypes of asian drivers, then didn't know what a "stupid c*nt" was.
glass
Ching Chun is chinese for Racist:o
Beat Blog
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
3) asian drivers who practically can't see , as done in a case study by Cambridge about the total area visible to "Slanted Eyes of the Oriental"
I ING KNEW IT!!!
I've been saying that for ages, partly as a joke, partly because I believed it; and now I find out that it's ING TRUE!!!
It's not just with driving either, asians always get in your way walking in pedestrian heavy areas such as university hallways, at large sporting events and at street parades.
Decreased visibility...
I ING KNEW IT!
Got a link to this study, or did you just make it up? :D
Wasabi
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
2) 2rice2ridiculous fags who drive like ing morons with their mufflers and retard tie bars
too loud for you? It's not like you are those type of people who have cheap sensitive alarm system, are you?
fyi the muffler isn't just for the higher dB but it help performance of the car.
*muffler are a lot better than hydraulic*
The only 2 types of asain i hate on the street are those want-to-be gangster teenagers; who show off to impress girls then they crash into innocent people and asian parents, they can't drive for ; too slow and unpredictable turns...
smakmagik
Wasn;t it always obvious?
Narrower eyes = reduced vision ?
kadomony
YOU WANT MIRRION DORRAR?
SuspicionVandit
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Originally posted by Wasabi
fyi the muffler isn't just for the higher dB but it help performance of the car.
actually, 2rice2ridiculous drivers only have the end of their exhaust modified.
see: Chris Rock: I love black people, but i hate niggas!
same with import enthusiasts. There are fans of performance, and then there are ricers. N ricers HAF GoT 2 Go!
eRRaTiK
you man i'll show you how bad azn drivers can really be :D
d_bag
Whenever I see someone accidentally hit a car I pretend that it was my car just to freak them out
Jackson
quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
But yeah, just a stupid ing scratch
Then why the need to be racist about it?
SuspicionVandit
quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
Then why the need to be racist about it?
