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Who has had sex with a cow?
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| Aristronica |
One time in wisconsin...
Let's just say she looked good when I was walking home drunk through that cornfield. Waking up next to her in hay the next morning was a bit awkward.
I patted her between the horns... "I'll call you later baby."
:( I never did though. |
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| Ygrene |
| Beef: It's what's for pleasure! |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
One time in wisconsin...
Let's just say she looked good when I was walking home drunk through that cornfield. Waking up next to her in hay the next morning was a bit awkward.
I patted her between the horns... "I'll call you later baby."
:( I never did though. |
you broke her heart.
her juicy, delicious heart. |
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| washout |
i thought about it once.
another time i did. |
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| Frenchie |
This calls for
My First Time
by Alex
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW! |
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| Ted Promo |
| I am obliged to post ITT. |
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| Lira |
| Once I went to pee in a farm. As I peed, I saw a cow coming toward my direction. I couldn't run because I was peeing, and the cow kept staring at me. I then ran. That's the most sexual moment I've ever had with a cow. |
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| Slylee |
see?
it's a thread and everyone is posting!
JOG ON MIKEY MIKE |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
They will now you have - Watch the 'Slylee Brigade' flock.
(They know who they are. ) |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
see?
it's a thread and everyone is posting!
JOG ON MIKEY MIKE |
exactly |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Once I went to pee in a farm. As I peed, I saw a cow coming toward my direction. I couldn't run because I was peeing, and the cow kept staring at me. I then ran. That's the most sexual moment I've ever had with a cow. |
this just reminded me of that cow scene in the last king of scotland.. pretty intense scene.. |
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| Allied Nations |
| i saw a cow get a c-section |
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