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"I Have a Dream"
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| shanny |
Who can forget the image of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. professing to the masses that he had a dream. A man fighting for change that will enable his children to be judged by the content of their character rather than the colour of their skin.
A more powerful image and cause does not exist.
This morning I also had a dream.
However with a much less noble cause.
As I awoke and started about the normal does and don'ts of my day I found myself taken back when I was standing above my underwear drawer.
For too long I have lived with the fact that many of my boxer shorts, jockey shorts and briefs alike had holes in them.
As much as I wanted to my underwear drawer to be everything that it should be, it appeared that I was going to have to settle for the fact that it is just everything that it shouldn't be.
For years I have tried to have a hole free underwear drawer.
Each day as I put on a different portion of a garment I would say, "why do I do this to myself?"
But never the less I would put them on anyway, and go about my day pretending like everything was normal.
But in reality everything was anything but.
Today is the day everything will change.
I vow from now onward to gradually phase out holed undergarments. I will go to zellars, walmart, or another value type underwear outlet and buy a new pack.
For each pack that I buy I will begin to discard those that had holes, yes even if they're my favourites.
Little by little, piece by piece, hole by hole, these imperfections will be eliminated, and my underwear drawer will become the ideal oasis of fun that I have always dreamed it would be.
That is its Destiny! |
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| Knox |
| props man- we will all support you as you go thru this trying time..........out with the old..........in with the new......... |
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| Jem_hadar |
| out with the holes, in with the whole :toothless |
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| beefy k |
I too have recently gone through a similar epiphany!
It is glorious. |
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| Djsketchbag |
| Man i hope that when you reach your underwear oaisis it's everything you hoped it would be and more ;) |
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| Zentac_75 |
Underwear holes = easy access
Edit: "If your underwear has holes that you or anyone else has not yet seen....are they still really there ???? |
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| musicsnob_NOT |
| Dude, if you want the chicks (or the dudes) you do not buy "packs" of underwear. Call me and I will take you shopping. |
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| shanny |
| quote: | Originally posted by musicsnob_NOT
Dude, if you want the chicks (or the dudes) you do not buy "packs" of underwear. Call me and I will take you shopping. |
At some point we probably are going to need to. |
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| stren |
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| me@t k@tie |
| It's like you're two different people. |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by musicsnob_NOT
Dude, if you want the chicks (or the dudes) you do not buy "packs" of underwear. Call me and I will take you shopping. |
Dude, it's not THAT important. By the time your underwear makes its appearance, the decision has already been made. Do you really think she's going to pull down your pants, see your walmart underwear, and then reject you? She'll be more interested in seeing the size of your dick anyway, so I wouldn't dwell too much on the underwear and go pick myself up a penis pump. |
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