Ahahaha, I just remembered another one I love. Homer says Lenny's sick or something and Marge goes, "Not Lenny...NOT LENNY!!" And then a few scenes later you see her sewing a macrame design that says, "Get well soon, Lenny".
Bahahahahaha!
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Homer - Marge, i have bad news, Lenny was hurt when the cooling tank exploded.
marge - not lenny. NOT LENNY!
Marge - Kids, I have bad news about Lenny.
Lisa and Bart - NOT LENNY!!!!
I also like the one where they get in a food fight at the plant and Lenny gets hit with pudding and says, "OW, the doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in my eye!!"
LOLOLOLOL!!
infinity HiGH
pmoisse
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Originally posted by soupastah
when homer eats the chilli
Classic!
Otto: Don't worry, Bart-man, he knows what he's doing
Homer: In your face, Space Coyote!!!
Orko
Marge: Don't worry Homer, you will always be part of a very special club: club Simpson. And only two of those members have special rings...
Bart+Lisa: YEAH!
*blows into whistle rings on finger*
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That part always kills me.
infinity HiGH
"woooooooow"
We should have a sticky thread for "Best Simpsons Moments"
EvilTree
some dude: Okay. What's your name?
Homer's brain: Don't say Homer Simpson! Don't say Homer Simpson!
Homer: Homer Simpson
Homer's brain: That's it! I'm outta here! (walking down the stairs noise)
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I'm here to pick up my mail.
Post office clerk: Okay Mr Burns. What is your first name?
Homer: I don't know...
Stonecutters Head Priest: Take off the Stone of Shame!
(Big stone with chain is removed from Homer)
Stonecutters Head Priest: Put on the Stone of Triumph!
(Even bigger stone is attached to Homer)
Homer: D'oh!
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by EvilTree
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I'm here to pick up my mail.
Post office clerk: Okay Mr Burns. What is your first name?
Homer: I don't know...
LOOOL, I love that one too!
SuperJimbo
quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
On the blackboard: "I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be." Bahaha.
Some other good ones:
- I will not instigate revolution
- I will not do that thing with my tongue
- I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
- I will not torment the emotionally frail
- Goldfish don't bounce
- I am not delightfully saucy
- I will not hang donuts on my person
- I will not strut around like I own the place
- Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
- Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
- Pork is not a verb
- A booger is not a bookmark
The Ear
DEEP SPACE HOMER
- "Default....the 2 sweetest words in the English language"
- "I'll handle this one Neil..... The only daaaaaaaaanger is if they send us to that terrrrible Planet of The Apes...............Wait a minute........Statue of Liberty...........THAT WAS OUR PLANET!!!!!!! You blew it up!!! You MANIACS.....Damn you, damn you all to Hell"
& then Barney passes out
or the ants
- "Protect the Queen"
- "which one's the Queen?"
- "I'm the Queen"
- "No you're not"
- "Freedom, Horrible, Horrible Freedom"
And let us never forget: "Insert Brain Here"
-0r the super-intelligent chimp
-Or the inanimate carbon rod
-Or "La la la lump-a-dooooooo"......"I thought you said that was non-alcoholic champagne"..... "It was"
-Or "Hello.....President Clinton? ...good...I figured if anyone would knows where to soem Tang around here it'd be you....SHUT UP...and another thing..."
-etc
-etc
-etc
