Aristronica |
1. You meet a girl while drunk - so not TRULY meeting her.
2. Exchange phone numbers.
3. She calls you to let you know she's at the lounge you regularly attend (something apparently you mentioned to her when you met).
4. She asks you to come hang out.
5. Since you were planning to be there anyway cuz one of your best friends is spinning you go.
6. Your boy text messages you saying "dude some bitches just asked where you were at. get your ass here they're hot!"
7. You show up and get excited because they are indeed hot.
8. And this is the most important part so I'll type in CAPS - AS SOON AS SHE AND HER FRIEND OPEN THEIR MOUTHS YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF.
I absolutely hate hot girls that cannot invent a single ing sentence and when they decide to speak nothing but insanity comes out.
Goddamn it! I thought I was going to get laid tonight and instead I went home with my hand because I couldn't ing stand this bitch being NOT silent. I almost just said "Why don't you just go sit over there and let me imagine the things I would've done to you before you opened your ing mouth."
COR VERSION: Hot stupid bitches suck. |
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