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Pay for pussy? (pg. 7)
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I wouldn’t mind at all if I was the one who made more money in the relationship than my bf. Just as long as he wasn’t like a total free loader with no job. If he had a job and paid his bills, etc… I would always front the bill. He would have to make up for it in the sack. :disbelief |
lol, i guess thats what she does with me, i mean, I'm still in college, with a less than fine job...
omg, im her whore.. that kinda turns me on :p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
I do. |
you pay for ? |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| , wrong thread... |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
, wrong thread... |
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| Ivand |
| lol, anyway sly, do you think thats the consensus of you woman? like, if hes not a total bum, i can pay the bill et all (with the guy paying you on semen grams) :p |
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| Marc Summers |
| the only way I'd pay for is if it were an escort and me and my friends gang banged her and humiliate her. like poo on her chest or something |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
the only way I'd pay for is if it were an escort and me and my friends gang banged her and humiliate her. like poo on her chest or something |
no escort would let you do that, you need a corner whore for taht.. or a bunch of brazilian girls |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
lol, anyway sly, do you think thats the consensus of you woman? like, if hes not a total bum, i can pay the bill et all (with the guy paying you on semen grams) :p |
I dunno I can’t really speak on behalf of all women. I’m just saying, if he has a steady job and works hard and is good to me, I don’t care paying for stuff.
If he’s a free loader and unappreciative, then he’s gone. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I dunno I can’t really speak on behalf of all women. I’m just saying, if he has a steady job and works hard and is good to me, I don’t care paying for stuff.
If he’s a free loader and unappreciative, then he’s gone. |
what if he gets you drugs :p |
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| tubularbills |
i never paid for pussay, per say.
when my friends from chicago and i were all finally over 21, we went to this one porn store that had been around since we were growing up. Zebulon, was the name. we all figured that by the time we were 21 (ing Roselle's porno laws say you have to be 21) that the place would be closed.
well, it was certainly not, and business was apparently booming.
so we go into the porn store one night over summer break from college, and we're walking around the sea of pink and notice that there's a "back room" with this sign that says, "if anyone knows anything about the glory holes being put in the arcades, we will give you $100). so, being the naive children we were, we went back into this so-called "arcade". and while walking back there we could hear this chick moaning like crazy.
turns out the arcade was like 24 booths of "jack off" boxes. like you go in the booth, pay a dollar, and a movie pops up, and then you pop up, and then you leave. *awkward* (and that's not even the most awkward part of the story).
so, its our first time in a porn store (and what a store this place was) and so we're taking off the walls, waving it in peoples faces, i mean, acting like kids in a candy store (poor comparison, but you get the idea). also, i need to mention, i had had a few beers. (and by few, i mean like 2-3). so anyway, amongst all of our wackiness we found this stack of envelopes on the checkout counter. so we opened them - turns out they were gift certificates for $50 to "Playtime Chicago"....which was just down the street. so we take a few and run out.
so then we go to playtime (again first time we've ever been to any place like this) and we go in (there's 4 of us - 3 guys, and one of the guys girlfriends [ironically, they're married now)....all of us are real close friends). so we go into playtime and this chick in a nighty comes out and comes straight to me and says some cheesy line like, "well stud, what are you in for tonight?"
and i replied to something to the affect of, "i just got this gift certificate for $50 and i wanna know what this place really is?"
so she tells us that its "an adult playground" and that the $50 will get you w/ a stripper into one of the backrooms. from there, she said, it was all based on tips what you could get. and that was it (she didn't say what tips were, etc..etc..).
so my friends are all egging me on to do this, so we split like $70 and i get dragged back there. so then i'm like, "ok, so wtf is this tipping, and i don't want "the business"". she then tells me about the price scale and the $70 that i had, i'd be able to strip down nude and get two lap dances from her. she would be wearing the nighty the whole time.
***awkward***
so i'm still a little buzzed and not really caring about anything, so i'm like, it, lets do this thing. so she leaves w/ the money, i strip down, and sit in a chair...waiting...naked....and feeling like at any given point cops were going to come in, and i was going to be ed (this place was THAT dirty/creepy looking). so i'm buzzed and nervous as .
so she comes back in, turns on the music and does her thing. but the funniest ever was when she was grinding on me or whatever , she leans into my ear...
(which, incedntally, ladies, holy if you can pull that off, my God it's hot....but she did it so horribly, to the point where she almost fell off of me....it really didn't do the affect it was supposed to)
...and says, "you can pleasure yourself if you want" :wtf::wtf: and out of nowhere this huge bottle of lube comes out:wtf::wtf:!!! seriously, like i dunno where the this thing came from, but it was realllllly strange, and she said it sooooo awful that i almost started laughing - honestly, i was laughing on the inside).
so anyways, the two songs are over, and she escorts me out....to which i find out my friends had left the place.....so now i'm thinking, "i'm totally ed". well, i go outside, and a cop car pulls up!!! so now i'm thinking, "oh , i'm REALLY ed....wait, we didn't have sex, we didn't have sex, we didn't have sex!!! it wasn't prostitution, we didn't have sex!!!"
so my friends car is in the back of the parking lot, and i run over to it...the cop pulls up, parks and goes over to another guy who apparently had called the police because he felt like he got jipped off!!!!! so the stripper is now arguing w/ the other guy and the cop. and i'm screaming at my buddy, "we gotta get the outta here now!" cause i was still pretty nervous that the cop was going to come after me.
so yeah, didn't pay for sex, but man what an awkward situation that whole night was.
turns out there was like 5 of those "adult playgrounds" on Lake Street, all near each other....so later on in the summer we would go to them and just talk to the "strippers" at the front desk and be like, "so yeah, we're having a bachelor party, and we're wondering what we can get?" and it was all the same scam....some $50 entry fee, and then it was "tipping" in the back.
lol, thats probably the most porn related i've ever talked on TA before. wow.
*edit* holy i forgot i had a video of that night..... :nervous::wtf::tongue3 |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
what if he gets you drugs :p |
well i refuse to be in a relationship where drugs are present any more so that's not applicable to me:) |
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