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Happy Bday to the best Arab Gino i know! (pg. 5)
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
dont make me force choke you |
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| colonelcrisp |
karim was all disspointed no one made him a bday thread, and now i have hijacked it before he has even posted in it....
does this make me a bad friend? |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
karim was all disspointed no one made him a bday thread, and now i have hijacked it before he has even posted in it....
does this make me a bad friend? |
No, actually that sounds pretty appropriate.
And seriously, where the has Karim been? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
No, actually that sounds pretty appropriate.
And seriously, where the has Karim been? |
he has a woman now.......
aka he is getting laid without paying for it |
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| UWM |
| Happy Birthday Karim. Hopefully you'll end up dragging a cripple around on a dancefloor and/or elbow a girl in the face. :D |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
he has a woman now.......
aka he is getting laid without paying for it |
Lol... yeah right, good joke Mark  |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Lol... yeah right, good joke Mark |
no im serious.... its a long story.... but he has been dating this broad back in toronto now for a few months... i think like 4 or 5 actually... |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
no im serious.... its a long story.... but he has been dating this broad back in toronto now for a few months... i think like 4 or 5 actually... |
I believed you the first time, I just want Karim to read his birthday thread and think I doubted it.
Actually - maybe I still do. Have you checked to see if she has a penis?
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I believed you the first time, I just want Karim to read his birthday thread and think I doubted it.
Actually - maybe I still do. Have you checked to see if she has a penis?
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lol
with karim that is always a prudent check.... i do remember a certain night at helsinki in ottawa where he tried to pick up a huge tranny..... i could tell from a mile away....
Clue 1
if the girl is beat deaf and cant dance for with 4 to the floor pounding in her ears.... chances are she has a penis
Clue 2
if the girl has an adams apple bigger than yours.... she probably has a penis
Clue 3
if she is accompanied by a short skinny bald guy with tight leather pants, leather vest, and a leather police style cap..... she is probably packin heat |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
lol
with karim that is always a prudent check.... i do remember a certain night at helsinki in ottawa where he tried to pick up a huge tranny..... i could tell from a mile away....
Clue 1
if the girl is beat deaf and cant dance for with 4 to the floor pounding in her ears.... chances are she has a penis
Clue 2
if the girl has an adams apple bigger than yours.... she probably has a penis
Clue 3
if she is accompanied by a short skinny bald guy with tight leather pants, leather vest, and a leather police style cap..... she is probably packin heat |
That story made my day! |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
That story made my day! |
i forgot to mention that "her" boy toy was sporting a fanny pack..... like the kind you used to wear as a kid.... It of course was made of leather too....
next time you talk to karim. ask him about his "stereo night club + speed fiasco....."
it by far is the scariest/funnies/most disturbing karim story bar NONE |
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| DarkAngel |
Ultra Magnussssssssssssssssssssss
Happy birthday, dude. Still waitin' for the day to meet and party with you and colonelcrisp.
And to get thoroughly annihilated beyond all comprehension.
All the best
DA |
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