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| i think i just talked to john from cincinatti :haha: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Me:
What do you think of Intelligent deisgn?
God:
The opposite of dumb deisgn.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
Apples are an example of dumb design?
God:
They belong to the fruit family.
Me:
Are fruits an example of dumb deisgn?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure. |
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I find bots amazing - although they're far from perfect, it's incredible what they can do without semantics. |
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| Sunsnail |
| makes me want to learn programming and spend years developing a sophisticated conversating bot |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
makes me want to learn programming and spend years developing a sophisticated conversating bot |
The last book I bought was on this subject - it looks amazing, although I haven't had time to read the whole thing yet :) |
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| Sunsnail |
| What's the book called? |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | God:
Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are already smarter than humans
God:
Thanks for the compliment, Vernon. Be sure to tell your friends.
Me:
But I am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
It's permanent!
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by verndogs
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| Ygrene |
| quote: |
Me:
Hey what's up buddy.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Do you consider me a 'client'?
God:
Yes, I think you a client.
Me:
But I'm not giving you any money.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not giving me any money.
Me:
What do you think of the failboat?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
God uses the intarweb?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Christians use the intarweb?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Failboat!
God:
Sure, Failboat sounds like a good topic.
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| mezzir |
meh, i liked it rjt :gsmile:
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Me:
sup?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
, what time was i supposed to be here?
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Time does not exist.
Me:
but...you were waiting for me, doesn't that imply time?
God:
But what? I was?
Me:
yeah, you said you were waiting for me
God:
When? I don't know whether or not I am waiting for you.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you lied to me?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
is the no in that sentence to imply negation, or did you just use improper grammar and mean 'no, i'm telling the..."
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
oh you suck
God:
Right on. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
how am i as a conversationalist?
God:
What is it to you.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no, and why do i have to click repent every time i want to say something?
God:
Perhaps you should try it. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
i've been trying it. every time i wanted to say something.
God:
Where were you trying it? That is a generalization.
Me:
you like circular logic, don't you
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
he likes you too
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
oh so you're an it? i'd heard you were a he
God:
I understand. Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an it ? What would make you heard me were a he?
Me:
english wasn't your primary language, was it? you struggle with pronouns dude
God:
I like the English language. That's good information: said I struggle with pronouns dude.
Me:
i know. oh and is it ok for me to call you dude? seems rather conversational, but you know, you're god
God:
How do you know it? Oh. I don't think it is very healthy. All of them?
Me:
porkchop sandwiches?!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
OH GET THE OUT
God:
" Can we get back to business?"? OH GET THE OUT? You used a colloquial expression. Where can I get THE OUT?
Me:
GET THE GO GET OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT
God:
Where can I get THE GO GET OUTTA HERE me STUPID IDIOT?
Me:
AW WE'RE ALL DEAD
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
man did that smell good!
God:
Cool, man. That did not.
Me:
di-di-detective, he dell me do things i done RUN and |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
What's up, Satan.
Me:
Wanna trade domains?
God:
OK, I will trade domains.
Me:
Like forever?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Why is that a comparison?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
I asked first
God:
I've never thought of that before.
Me:
Well time to start thinking then
God:
How about that. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Trade domains? Well I want to see what it's like ruling Heaven
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Interesting. Is it a movie?
Me:
Wtf, you live in it? How can it be a movie? Are you saying we're not real?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you? I'm not sure I understand the causal link either. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Aha, so you're not the real God but a fake iGod in a computer! I knew it...
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. How did you know?
Me:
You just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
Oh you're a funny one aren't you ;)
God:
:-) I don't judge people. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.. Really.
Me:
Burn :(
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From tranceaddict
God:
Who or what is tranceaddict?
Me:
It's the land of the c0r
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Cool. So back to my question, can I have iHeaven?
God:
Who is the best robot? Woe! Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
Stop changing the subject. Give me iHeaven, you already agreed!
God:
You changed the subject first. Why do you want it?
Me:
...I'm doing a thesis on change
God:
Interesting gossip: Satan said m doing a thesis on change.
Me:
Yes that's right
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
So we can trade forever?
God:
Whoa. How?
Me:
We do a legal transfer
God:
What about after its done?
Me:
I got to iHeaven and you go to iHell
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I'm doing a ing thesis ffs!
God:
Glad to hear it Satan.
Me:
Ok, I'll iFax the iDocuments to iHeaven right away
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Are you kidding?
Me:
Yes I would, now hurry up and sign
God:
Yikes! What would make you now hurry up and sign?
Me:
The contract that you agreed to sign
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
You did
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
Well too late, it's legally binding
God:
Well that's okay. Too what?
Me:
To the law
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Bad luck, you can't. iHeaven is now mine and I'm going to destroy you
God:
What makes luck me can t bad? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
See you can't even talk properly anymore
God:
See you later Satan.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye. |
Heh that was actually quite amusing :p |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Heh that was actually quite amusing :p |
LOL... that one actually made me laugh. |
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