Originally posted by Spike
i just watched under siege 2, probably the greatest seagal movie ever.
notable kills: 1. when he rips the mans throat out with his bare hands 2. gouging out tommy lee jones eye ball with his thumb then stabbing him in the forehead and throwing his head thru a computer console
Tommy Lee Jones isnt in Under Siege 2, hes in the first one. The second one is on a train, the movie is called Dark Territory.
Out for Justice and Under Siege are my 2 favorites.
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves. I bet he sweats when he eats...i this thread is 10 years late...cue the fat...err i mean failboat.
He was skinny in all his older movies
Slylee
let's replace all the chuck norris jokes with steven segal ones:disbelief
btw i saw his house in beverly hills once...not too shabby.
tubularbills
pffft, he sucks. lose the ponytail sissyboy!
infinity HiGH
His best role is in Executive Decision.
all-nite-freak
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Originally posted by infinity HiGH
His best role is in Executive Decision.
+1 he died in the first five minutes
Zoso
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
+1 he died in the first five minutes
Which is 3,438,343 seconds longer than the average life expectancy of an enemy in a Chuck Norris film! :crazy: The mind reels.
all-nite-freak
even billy blanks is better than segal, because even if most of his movies suck he has conributed to the decline of fat bitches in america.
Maybe ole steve-o should try some tai bo.
we should appreciate this dude instead lol
Scoops
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
even billy blanks is better than segal,
ShowDown may be easily one of the worst movies of all time
Scoops
my fav
all-nite-freak
no the first Bloodsport>*
chimera66
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
even billy blanks is better than segal, because even if most of his movies suck he has conributed to the decline of fat bitches in america.
Maybe ole steve-o should try some tai bo.
we should appreciate this dude instead lol
:haha: :haha: :haha:
stevieboy32808
I thought I was the only one who secretly liked Steven Seagal movies. He's not a great actor, but his movies are fun to watch.
