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IRAN arrests 12 spy........squirrels....
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| Fir3start3r |
One for the WTF files...
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14 Spy Squirrels In Iranian Custody
July 14, 2007 3:38 p.m. EST
Tomasz Filipczak - AHN
Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage.
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic.
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.
The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information," said the police commander.
Iran has recently stepped up its anti-espionage efforts against the West. There have been no other documented uses of rodents in the past.
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Undermine the Islamic Republic? With squirrels????!
Wow. Just wow.
Maybe their intelligence minister is related to Bagdad Bob? |
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| Omega_M |
PICS OF THE SAID SQUIRRELS IN CUSTODY
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| Magnetonium |
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| Q5echo |
they are bad mutherfukkers.
the elite of the elite...they will disolve into any background and f**k you up in a moments notice.
someone had to have talked. |
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| MrSquirrel |
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS |
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| shaolin_Z |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS |
Don't go to Iran man! Stay the hell away from it! :p |
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| MisterOpus1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS |
Traitor.
Why do you and your people, uhh, species hate America? |
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| DJ Shibby |
LOL
The ed up part is that we probably were spying on the iranian government using 12 well camouflaged chipmunks. |
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| DJ Shibby |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS |
ROFL
CLASSIC! |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS |
You know...I never even thought of you when I posted...but thats hilarious! lol! :haha: :stongue: |
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| Lilith |
Kensington park was always the best place to recruit squirrels for espionage purposes.
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| LazFX |
I am just waiting for SoftCore Prancer to come in and tell us that this is all a lie and that bush IS USING the animal kingdom to further his administration ha ha
till then
foamy squirrel Does not Approve
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