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Will someone please read my book to me? (pg. 3)
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| !LL |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I need to snuggle up to the smooth sounds of someone reading my favorite book. |
why do you want us to read a cookbook? :conf: |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| that story is :eyes: :wtf: :stongue: :nervous: |
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| Silky Johnson |
Yeah I'm never doing that again. :/
It really would have been nice to have someone read my book to me last night though, lol. |
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| dj tek |
"Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth
And every day I catch my credit card inside your purse
You can't speak a sentence without a curse
Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse
Bitch, to be a nurse you got to go to shool first!
When I first met you, you was a hoe
I tried to reform you, bomb you, warn you and teach you
But couldn't reach you, and you're still a hoe
Your father said you was a hoe
And when you leave me, bitch you're gonna be a hoe
Celluloid and gargoyle feet, I'd rather beat my meat
That raggy ass a starving dog wouldn't eat
Started with the body of a model
tight as a pharmaceutical bottle
And you could swallow a whole avocado
And two forty ounce bottles
To the end of the world, which to I would follow
Now, when I you, the echos 'cause you is so hollow
Turn your fat ass sideways
Your stretchmarks are like the US highways
a new nigga every friday
Talking 'bout bust a nut, bitch I'll bust yo guts!
(You come so quick nigga)
Wonder why I come so quick?
With that wide ass and soggy ?
I'm trying to get the over with, and go to sleep!
But when I'm with my real freak on the weekend
Bet that baby we for two and a half hours or three
You'd better study the 1-0-40 knowledge culture degree
About M-G-T, and G-C-C."
"Cause you ain't , and your mother ain't
And your sister ain't , and your ain't
That weave ain't , your ass ain't
Girl you ain't , your daddy ain't ."
"Domestic Violence" off the "RZA as Bobby Digital In Stereo" album -99' |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Yeah I'm never doing that again. :/
It really would have been nice to have someone read my book to me last night though, lol. |
dawwww.
What book? |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Yeah I'm never doing that again. :/
It really would have been nice to have someone read my book to me last night though, lol. |
quit suckin d and get a good guy. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
dawwww.
What book? |
Atlas Shrugged. Only have a couple more chapters to go!
LOL @ tek |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
quit suckin d and get a good guy. |
Are you for real? I have a good guy. And how do you think I kept him for 9 years? That's right, suckin' d. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Are you for real? I have a good guy. And how do you think I kept him for 9 years? That's right, suckin' d. |
yeah im for real. clearly you ing suck at it if he doesn't come over and read you a book at night. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
yeah im for real. clearly you ing suck at it if he doesn't come over and read you a book at night. |
He doesn't know how to read. :( |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Are you for real? I have a good guy. And how do you think I kept him for 9 years? That's right, suckin' d. |
damn, i thought i was a vet...:eek: |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
He doesn't know how to read. :( |
Solution - Audio Book. Everyone's a winner. |
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