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| Dj O'Callaghan |
I was reading through Ministry Mag While in the garden with a cig and a cuppa, and there was this flyer in the back and I took one look at the layout and thought to myself ing hell that looks scabby.
Check this out then for the weekend from hell.
******Disclaimer sorry if this causes any stress or depression to anyone or mentally scars them for life, but I had to post this******
Friday
Garage Heaven - Artful Dodger, Dj LUck and MC Neat, So Solid Crew :stongue: , Oxide and Neutrino :stongue: , Femme Fatale.
80's - 90's Live Arena - Jason Donovan, 2 Unlimited, Chesmey Hawkes, Tony Hadley. Nathan Swift, Double Trouble, Ray Davies.
Charleys Angelz - Lisa Pin UP, Lisa Loud, Sarah G, Dj Heaven, Vicky Devine, Miss Behavin, Kate E - B, Sophie Sugar and also sponsered by a porn channel.
Deviante D n B Arena - Dj Hype, Andy C, Kenny Ken, Dj SS, Frenzic, MC MC, MC Five Alive.
:stongue: It gets even better
Behind the Bike Shedz Skool Disco Arena - PAT SHARP (MULLET), Tony Blackburn, Nathan Swift, Wild Boyz.
Saturday
Tonic Arena - Tall Paul, Boy George, John Kelly, Anee Savage, Lisa Lashes, Eddie Halliwell, Corvin Dalek, Eddie Lock, Sharp Boys, JD. (about 4 or 5 Djs worth seeing in there)
Helter Skelter - Grooverider. The Ratpack, Slipmatt, Jumpin Jack Frost, Altern *, Dj Vibes and DJ Sy.
Funky House Arena - The Fantastic Cuban Brothers, Alex P and Brandon Block.
Garage Heaven - Femme Fatale. Trick or Treat, Shane Levan.
Soul Arena - jocelyn Brown. Angie Brown, Jon Ullysees, Dj Strong.
HAHAHAHAHA and the last one
Mental Matinee - Mike Keat Presents The Barry Peters Revue, RAINBOW! live show featuring Geoffrey, Zippy, Bungle and George (But no Rod, Jane and Freddie), Erotic Revue with porn stars and sponsered again by a porn channel.
Just Keep away from Skegness in November and December
They mus be silly they pay 100 quid to go and watch about 95% trash.
what has the world come to god help us, all I can say is Beer Boys Holiday, I'm sure the gang from Hanger 13 :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: will be there. |
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| jonsimmonds |
scary, lets hope they love it so much they all decied to live there!
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| so there is such a thing as hell!!!! :stongue: |
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| dj_mdma |
| OH.MY.GOD. :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| Spin Doctor |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Behind the Bike Shedz Skool Disco Arena - PAT SHARP (MULLET), Tony Blackburn, Nathan Swift, Wild Boyz. |
Apparently at the last school disco thing Pat Sharp dropped the Fun House theme tune! :eek: |
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spin Doctor
Apparently at the last school disco thing Pat Sharp dropped the Fun House theme tune! :eek: |
Ahh and what a night to remember :) Glow stick in one hand, baseball bat in the other :) |
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| Spin Doctor |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
Ahh and what a night to remember :) Glow stick in one hand, baseball bat in the other :) |
LOL! Yeah, not forgetting the C4 you left in the motor!!! ;) |
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spin Doctor
LOL! Yeah, not forgetting the C4 you left in the motor!!! ;) |
Yeah a great joke to play on your mates, put a bit of C4 in there engine, when it heats up it explodes and blows the car apart, ahh they find it funny after though.
Yeah the good old C4 joke :) |
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| Mallard |
| Yeah, it's pretty bad that Chesney Hawkes and Pat Sharp are going to be there...but that can't even compare to all that garage (feel free to pronounce Gay Rage if you so wish, it's a personal choice). The So Solid Crew might be the biggest bunch of wankers ever. |
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| G K Murray |
| quote: | | Funky House Arena - The Fantastic Cuban Brothers, Alex P and Brandon Block. |
EH!!! |
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