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Have you ever been so thirsty.............. (pg. 4)
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| beats and beeps |
| have you ever been so thirsty that you sucked a dick? |
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| Surfmorworkless |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
if you're feeling really thursty, i recommend drinking a whole gallon of milk. as fast as possible. nothing quenches the thurst like a whole gallon of milk. whole milk especially. yup. |
Barf recipe.:( |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
the only way to satisfy this kind of thirst is 3 bottles of nice cold beer lined up next to each other, so you can slam them one after another. I did it once - the best, satisfies thirst and produced perhaps the longest belch in a history of mankind. Shame I didn't record it, it would have made a guiness book of world records. (no, I wasn't drinking guiness, so not that one). Srsly, it was like 40 seconds long or smth, not counting the afterburps. |
they need to be ing COLLDDDD and yes i agree.. this is the best thing ever...
beeeeeeer is the ulllltimateeee |
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| La5eR |
| I prolly shouldnt be bragging about this but im gonna throw it out there anyway. When I got really tanked one night, I woke up with a killer headache and a mondo thirst so I grabbed the nearest bottle of liquid I could find and realized I just slugged down a whole litre of vodka thinking it was water due to my mental stupor I was in. Needless to say I was really messed up that whole weekend, infact it ruined my entire weekend and that mon and tue after. |
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| Zoso |
| I'm not crazy about the ole tater juice, so the first swallow would have given it away. :nervous: |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by La5eR
I prolly shouldnt be bragging about this but im gonna throw it out there anyway. When I got really tanked one night, I woke up with a killer headache and a mondo thirst so I grabbed the nearest bottle of liquid I could find and realized I just slugged down a whole litre of vodka thinking it was water due to my mental stupor I was in. Needless to say I was really messed up that whole weekend, infact it ruined my entire weekend and that mon and tue after. |
you could die like that
stick to shrooms and weed people |
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| smakmagik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
how does that matter ? he's dead anyways :( |
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
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| Omega_M |
| feeding him some balls. :wtf: I was hoping that would do the trick. :( |
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| smakmagik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
feeding him some balls. :wtf: I was hoping that would do the trick. :( |
You idiot!
Which bewakoof sold you a camel? |
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| Zoso |
| Fact: camels can hold up to 35 gallons of balls and can go up to 4 weeks without needing a fresh supply of balls!:gsmile: |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| pretty often, yes. i drink a lot of beer, so i get dehydrated a lot. |
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| smakmagik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Fact: camels can hold up to 35 gallons of balls and can go up to 4 weeks without needing a fresh supply of balls!:gsmile: |
get your facts straight boy |
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