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Most disgusting world records
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| DigitalPhoenix |
You wont find these on the Guinness World Record though!
Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Longest Pubes: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge.
Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
Zit Popping: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.
Greatest Distance Attained for a jet of Semen: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Worst Drink: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.
SOURCE HERE
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| wotyzoid |
| :eek: .................EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
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You don't even know what half of those words mean. |
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| Konijn |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.
SOURCE HERE
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there's another bar in nyc that serves a shot called "ass juice." looks vile but tastes sweet. |
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| Zoso |
"Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina."
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No way I'd do that any good, yo. Maybe rub one side for her or something. |
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| Ondrayce |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
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I found this interesting in two ways: One, that she is not a japanese bukkake porn star, and two, that IMDB writes her in as being born in 1976, which would make her fifteen years old when she set the record. |
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| washout |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
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how can u out a turn for 2 hours without cutting it ?? |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You don't even know what half of those words mean. |
Yeh just like you're not aware that I pump a liter of my semen in your mom every night.;) |
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| Googooly |
*****Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.******
puhahahahahahahahahahaha...........oh god i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!! hahahhahhahaha
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| changosanch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
"Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina."
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No way I'd do that any good, yo. Maybe rub one side for her or something. |
More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by changosanch
More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway. |
Bun length, right? :tongue3 |
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