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Most convenient kind of suicide (or death)? (pg. 2)
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| BTG |
| wear fur and eat kfc at a peta rally. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | |evilada|: Best suicide plan ever
|mcm310|: what is it?
|evilada|: you go up to the top of a roof
|evilada|: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
|evilada|: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
|evilada|: then you put super glue on your hands
|evilada|: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
|evilada|: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
|evilada|: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
|evilada|: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
|mcm310|: i dont think i can be your friend anymore |
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| Igaryok |
| Didn't some guy that used to post here commit suicide? Or did he just OD on drugs? |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Just in case. Anything other than inducing sleep with pills/drugs/bathtub etc. Something exciting, maybe! Airplane jump? Enjoy the scenery (and flight) and hit the ground before you realize it. |
You'd die before you hit the ground silly... |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by fitom tiel
You'd die before you hit the ground silly... |
So I was told. Heart attack? Always? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Igaryok
Didn't some guy that used to post here commit suicide? Or did he just OD on drugs? |
Aplz never died, and Guster had a narcotic accident, so to speak :( |
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| Igaryok |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Aplz never died, and Guster had a narcotic accident, so to speak :( |
Yeah Guster is the one I was thinking of. |
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| Lira |
Anyway, I'd love to commit suicide playing rugby against hot lesbians.
OMG, I'd die! |
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| SuspicionVandit |
conveniant? ignite your gas tank.
The gas has already been paid for and there's gotta be a match somewhere in your house. |
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| d_bag |
There was an article in my uni's student magazine this week on it.
Apparently:
-hanging hurts, you struggle before you die
-drowning drives you crazy before you die
-pills, you might survive with organ damage
-garage, your capillaries explode before you die
-gun, makes a mess for your friends and family
I guess most convenient is to get your hands on a lethal injection. It's a humane death isn't it? |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by d_bag
I guess most convenient is to get your hands on a lethal injection. It's a humane death isn't it? |
Calling Dr. Kevorkian... |
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| camsr |
| quote: | Originally posted by d_bag
There was an article in my uni's student magazine this week on it.
Apparently:
-hanging hurts, you struggle before you die
-drowning drives you crazy before you die
-pills, you might survive with organ damage
-garage, your capillaries explode before you die
-gun, makes a mess for your friends and family
I guess most convenient is to get your hands on a lethal injection. It's a humane death isn't it? |
no, find a really tall building, or go play in traffic, with your head down. |
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