i don't get the fear of clowns and spiders... clowns are just sad, spiders are kinda cool--they kill insects for you.
now stupid people, that's a real fear... stupid people are the ones who blow through a red light drunk @ 40 mph and t-bone you on your way home from the club. stupid people think it's cute to point guns at others jokingly. stupid people can't control their emotions and will crack a bottle over your head for accidentally stepping on their shoe at the club. stupid people will stab you over the $5 in your wallet. stupid people will involve you in their trouble without you knowing it. stupid people: avoid them!
Dj Blurr
+1 up on the dark..
The other night something was outside in the forest we call a backyard.. I heard what sounded like footsteps... Scared the outta me cause im here working on some on my lappy here in the living room with the sliding glass door wide open..
I go to look and the footsteps get louder.. Im like holy crap im trippin or somethin, but they keep getting closer and closer.
I run to get a flashlight outta the cabinet in the kitchen, run back and the footsteps stop.. i turned on the flashlight and BAM!!!!!
IN OPOSSUM!!!!
I screamed like a little girl for a few seconds...
Heres what I was talking about something coming up and biting you while your on the toilet... sewer rats suck....
skizzell
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Originally posted by Dj Blurr
Heres what I was talking about something coming up and biting you while your on the toilet... sewer rats suck....
DUDE. I am glad I don't leave my toilet seats up. I'm not worried about them coming during the short time I spend on the toilet, more so than sneaking in during the middle of the night. :eek:
Dj Blurr
just be sure to turn the lights on when you wake up in the middle of the night to do your duties!!!!!!!
Xtracktor
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Originally posted by GPC
Just heights and things that want me for lunch. I mountain bike in Chino Hills State Park sometimes which has mountain lions and hearing noises in the bushes can be unsettling. Bears are kinda sketchy also. I had one wake me up while camping in Yosemite ripping the door off a Fiero to get at a pizza some dumb ass brought.
Wow!
Electrophile
I have a fear of unsecured heights :( There is a whole section of phobia testing that I will have to go through during the try out for H.R.T. There is a test for claustrophobia where you must wear a gas mask with the eyes completely blacked out and crawl through underground heating vents while the heaters are on, a test for automysophobia in which you must swim through a stagnant sewer, a test for acrophobia where you must climb to the top of an unstable 45 foot tower and stand with your toes hanging over the edge then ride on a helicopter skid unsecured with a blacked out gas mask over your face.
When I was young I was terrified of balloons because they could pop at any moment. Now I have based my entire career around volitile chemicals and explosives....how ironic :rolleyes:
Electrophile
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Originally posted by Dj Blurr
+1 up on the dark..
The other night something was outside in the forest we call a backyard.. I heard what sounded like footsteps... Scared the outta me cause im here working on some on my lappy here in the living room with the sliding glass door wide open..
I go to look and the footsteps get louder.. Im like holy crap im trippin or somethin, but they keep getting closer and closer.
I run to get a flashlight outta the cabinet in the kitchen, run back and the footsteps stop.. i turned on the flashlight and BAM!!!!!
IN OPOSSUM!!!!
I screamed like a little girl for a few seconds...
I have the same problem!!! I live at the base of the Angeles National Forest so we have all sorts of animals roaming around my house. About two weeks ago I heard something big climb over my fence and then knock over the trash cans at about 3am. I assumed some scumbag was trying to break in or steal my car or my bike. I grabbed my gun and flashlight and crept up behind what I thought was a psycho, took up stance and flipped my light on only to see a family of HUGE possums ripping apart my garbage. The possums have now taken up residence in my garbage cans and will not leave no matter how many times I remove them. They have a date with the gas chamber. I can't risk them biting me or a family member when we go to throw out trash.
Drake66
i'm scared of soccer mom's on their cellphone in their big vessels driving 60 in a 35 :-p
kingofthenight
I'm scare of snakes and heights.
GPC
I didn't realize so many people were like me and are afraid of heights. I can't even get near a window in a hotel without my knees going weak.
CrazedOut
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Originally posted by GPC
I didn't realize so many people were like me and are afraid of heights. I can't even get near a window in a hotel without my knees going weak.
Hey, me too! Haha, good to know I'm not the only around :p