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One thing about the Seinfeld series
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| Scoops |
| -- everyone, no matter how atrocious-looking, got his/her fair share of ass. George was a complete loser, but he got laid so many times by nice-looking girls. Jerry looked like a big dildo with those skin-tight pants and big curly hair, but he got laid. Kramer got laid. Fat Newman even had some gorgeous girl who he actually dumped back in the day. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| to be fair, george was an architect. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
to be fair, george was an architect. |
and a marine biologist |
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| kadomony |
| too bad he isnt at home. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
and a marine biologist |
and and importer/exporter. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
and and importer/exporter. |
Art Vandelay was an importer/exporter. :) |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
-- everyone, no matter how atrocious-looking, got his/her fair share of ass. George was a complete loser, but he got laid so many times by nice-looking girls. Jerry looked like a big dildo with those skin-tight pants and big curly hair, but he got laid. Kramer got laid. Fat Newman even had some gorgeous girl who he actually dumped back in the day. |
Jealous? |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Art Vandelay was an importer/exporter. :) |
, I knew something was off about that. :( |
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| tubularbills |
lol, apparently elain was a slut too! haha
Some of Elaine's other boyfriends
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald. |
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| infinity HiGH |
VANDELEY INDUSTRIES!! VANDELEY INDUSTRIES!!
George > all |
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| Isolator |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
lol, apparently elain was a slut too! haha
Some of Elaine's other boyfriends
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald. |
Lol, such weird taste in men.
One notable ommission from this list - the Maestro aka Bob Cobb who insists that Elaine refer to him as "Maestro" while getting intimate. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
and a marine biologist |
and unemployed |
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