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| Barf |
Well, I don't come to the UK section here all that much because most of you seem to know each other pretty well and I don't attend the events you discuss. But anyway, here is something to help me get to know yous better.
Ok, you've been on a lads holiday in Magaluf or somewhere like that where everyone knows everyone else is there for a bit of fun. For the whole 2 weeks or whatever you have had NO luck with the ladys for various reasons, funny haircut, looking like a lobster, being to drunk. Whatever, but your cassanova mates are really taking the piss and your balls are getting like water melons. You don't entertain the thought of returning home without any action.
It is the last night out, you leave the next day. You head up to the bar to get the first round in a busy bar. You bump into a fat chick and she introduces herself.
In this situation I would......
You finnish the last sentence. I'll add mine later ;) |
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| Miss Proximus |
yummy! balls like watermelons :)
/me runs out to get her toys for getting the full enjoyment out of what this thread may become :D
hehe :p |
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| dj_mdma |
| :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: ;) |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| bash her over the head with your balls and bounce off like a crazed man on a space hopper! but you must leave a trail of hamsters behind you so if she decided to give chase she will slip on the all leaving you a free escape! |
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| jonsimmonds |
| Id introduce her to my pet killer hamsters.... |
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| G K Murray |
| Depends whether you have ur BEER GOGGLES on or not, they seem to make fat birds half the size!! |
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| jonsimmonds |
| quote: | Originally posted by G K Murray
Depends whether you have ur BEER GOGGLES on or not, they seem to make fat birds half the size!! |
did you ever watch estate agents? cos thers a eppisode of that which is really approiate to this thread!
Jon |
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| G K Murray |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds
did you ever watch estate agents? cos thers a eppisode of that which is really approiate to this thread!
Jon |
can't say i did JON, tell me more!!! |
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| WillEastbury |
| | would get the round in, then off back to my mates sharpish, and then spend my time on someone worth my effort ;) |
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| tu_face |
| think it, neck a pill and dance my off til the cows come home (you being the cows :)) |
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| flystyler |
I would notice the fit bird behind her. So then i would ask the fat bird if she wanted a dance, then if she said yes i would say ok, off then so i can talk to ya mate :)
Hehe, sorry cant do fat girls :) Although what is fat :rolleyes: |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| its a form of hydrocarbon made up of three long unsaturated or saturated hydrocarbon chains branched off from a central chain which his made up of... |
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