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im drinkin jager tonight (pg. 6)
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| Orbax |
| dude Ygrene im flying to seattle next weekend meet us there at 11pm |
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| Masonious |
we'll get ed up at Seatac airport then take a cab back to my house, grill up some mean steaks, order some high-class hookers, play 360 (BioShock) while the hookers dust, vacuum, clean, etc... well, so i guess more like maids instead of high class hookers but they'll probably be hot. If nothing else they'll have hot accents and they can talk constantly while we drink beer and white-guy high-five each other whilst playing video games and .
Afterward we can stab a drifter or something, i dunno - we'll figure something out. |
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| Ygrene |
| Hold on I'm checking with my wife! |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
we'll get ed up at Seatac airport then take a cab back to my house, grill up some mean steaks, order some high-class hookers, play 360 (BioShock) while the hookers dust, vacuum, clean, etc... well, so i guess more like maids instead of high class hookers but they'll probably be hot. If nothing else they'll have hot accents and they can talk constantly while we drink beer and white-guy high-five each other whilst playing video games and .
Afterward we can stab a drifter or something, i dunno - we'll figure something out. |
That HAS to be one of best weekends ever... |
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| Orbax |
really? cuz i just spent 330 on a ticket lol
"Thank you for booking online at alaskaair.com / horizonair.com." |
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| idoru |
| Ygrene in the PNW? This can't be good... :nervous: |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Ygrene in the PNW? This can't be good... :nervous: |
That's probably what his wife's thinking as she takes his wallet away from him and he bows his head mournfully :( |
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| Ygrene |
Hey guys, I'm gonna pass....
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
lol - how ing awesome is that??!?!?!??!!?!??!?!
Drugging people is like...one of the most excellent things ever.
I put ipecac in one of my friend's drinks once. He had been drinking all night already but then he downed that and threw up for three hours. The entire time he was swearing up and down that he'd never eat Clam Strips again since he had them earlier and figured that's why he was so sick.
Around the 2.5 hour mark as he was still puking up bile i started to wonder, "How liable am I...probably pretty damn liable" then I eyeballed my baseball bat and the back of his head like 10 times but figured he probably wouldn't die.
Good news is he didn't die, bad news he will never eat clam strips again for the rest of his life and I (nor did any of the other 15 people who knew about it) didn't tell him about it :(
point is - drugging people is hilarious if they don't die. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Hey guys, I'm gonna pass....
:nervous: |
I was seriously thinking you'd say, "You had me at ipecac"
*cuts self whilst crying* |
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| Orbax |
| we actually IMd one another excitedly. thanks big Y. You dashed our hopes quite expertly. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
we actually IMd one another excitedly. thanks big Y. You dashed our hopes quite expertly. |
don't hate the playah hate the game braw |
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