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Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
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| SuspicionVandit |
would you?
| quote: | Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: Nono, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering]Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Weh actually, I'm just… talking about a son.
Patron 8: Well, pesonally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself. |
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| nchs09 |
| to have sex you would have to have a boner. i doubt anyone could accomplish that. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| what if the guy with the knife forces you to take a viagra? |
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| BTG |
short answer: no
long answer: my cock |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
what if the guy with the knife forces you to take a viagra? |
i doubt someone would go through the trouble. impossible scenario if you ask me :P |
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| Provocative_boi |
| Regardless what its a "No" here. |
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| Agent0 |
| would you have sex with your cat to save your dogs life? |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Agent0
would you have sex with your cat to save your dogs life? |
many a times. |
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| Lira |
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| SuspicionVandit |
how about this.
would you a retard so insanely hard in the hope that you'd somehow cause enough trauma to his head that it would reverse any kind of mental handicap he has?
say that while you were having sex with your mother, the guy with the gun got kinda of drunk and accidently put a bullet through his mouth, but he's still alive. he says he wants to have sex with your mom before he dies, or else he'll shoot her. would you let him? |
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| Provocative_boi |
what kind of porn are you watching these days ?
LOL |
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| Frenchie |
No one knows how to make dumb like you.  |
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