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limerick thread (pg. 6)
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| BTG |
There once was a girl named Frenchie
how everyone hated Frenchie
she's such a turd
terrible turd.
everybody throw things at frenchie. :thepirate |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
There once was a girl named Frenchie
how everyone hated Frenchie
she's such a turd
terrible turd.
everybody throw things at frenchie. :thepirate |
dude that one is ing terrible. you can't rhyme the same words over and over again.. come on now. frenchie? frenchie? turd? turd? frenchie? lame. :mad: |
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| Frenchie |
You lose
The man upstairs is mad at me
Because I claimed he cannot be
So he sent me his queen
who looked sexy and clean
But she gave me 5 forms of VD. |
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| enferno |
there once was a man named brad
hemorrhoids made him very mad
when he tried to find
relief for his behind
he shoved up it his cat's scratch pad
:conf: |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
man, your limericks have been massive failures, oh polish one. |
those aren't limericks, learn to read :o |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
those aren't limericks, learn to read :o |
touche |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
*vomits* |
you eat it! |
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| camsr |
you're gonna eat it you smelly bitch!
come through frontin, imma scratch the itch
my twitchy trigga finga
laid upon my head ringa
you dont get 6 feet under, you get the ditch. |
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| RJT |
I would have written a clever limerick about Greg's AID's riddled vagina causing him to whine more and more every day, but I decided it wasn't worth my time.
At least we can hope the disease will kill him off soon.  |
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| Lomeli |
There was once a man named Vick
who played a terrible trick
he hung some dogs
and drowned them in bogs
and now he'll enjoy the dick. |
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| THE_Chris |
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| aNYthing |
On iPhone while taking a dump
I typed this poem for bump
my ears orgasming from trance
man, typing on iPhone sucks ass
I guess i'll just light up a blunt |
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