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Swiss Chalet = badnews bears
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| BTG |
Had some chicken and ribs.
got home 15 mins after, and took a MONDO .
It was like tiesto was spinning in my anus, just filthy nasty explosion.
Exhausted, but determined...I had a shower and made my way to my GFs house 40 minutes away.
The drive up had made me cautious of my movements, and weary of things to come.
Got to her house, decided I was ready for a run to Timmys. Got our coffee. We had to go to her house soon after.
14 long floors up the elevator, I reached my destination. Her mother was close by, so I was forced to stay quiet.
Didn't stay quiet. Machine gun fire rattle out of my ass...had to flush several times.
Embarrassed, we quickly went down stairs for a game of pool.
All was well after that, until I arrived back home. Everyone was in bed, lights were off and not a sound was to be heard...but I felt the delicious chicken creeping through my bowels for one final push.
A rumble was felt throuhout the house. Panic. Confusion. Stank.
It is calm here now, 2:00 am. But I am afraid to go to sleep. Who knows what creatures lurk inside my bottom. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| please keep us posted. |
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| EvilTree |
Don't like Swiss Chalet chicken. Their ribs are ok.
Like how you get option for decent sized salads as sides though.
Their spicy fries is just terrible and whoever chose those fries needs to be shot, and then taken outside and beaten with a stick |
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| Frenchie |
I tried the spicy fries. I had tears coming down my face..
swiss chalet sauce > sex |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I tried the spicey fries. I had tears coming down my face.. |
Weak
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swiss chalet sauce > sex |
Clearly you're not getting quality sex as I don't see how that sauce is anything remotely tasty. Whenever I get that sauce, I throw it out. (though love their rib sauce) |
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| Space_Marine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
swiss chalet sauce > sex |
something a fat bitch would say. lol. |
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| Frenchie |
ARE YOU NUTS!! That sauce is awesome.
and the fries were really spicy to me. I can handle hot food, and a lot of it but those fries were something else. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Space_Marine
something a fat bitch would say. lol. |
I can assure you that Frenchie is not fat.
Well, I haven't seen her in... . Almost a year.
Never mind. She could be 400 she gorilla for all I know.
I think she's avoiding me because she thinks I smell :( |
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