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Official eXtreme Lawn Bowls Thread (pg. 2)
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| Lilith |
| Does he have trophy's for how many people he's fragged on a bowling green though? :stongue: |
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| MiSSyM |
wtf is fragged?
lol
they take the 'sport' very seriously.
what a laugh.
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| Lilith |
Fragged as in 'wasted'
I thought in a serious game there would be at least some maiming of the opposition... just how many of those "accidents" in the carpark and on the green where just because Old Mrs Brown got into the sherry and toppled over... or was she, pushed. |
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| narcism |
rysh do u play for the heidelberg team
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| Deeman |
We need 'Full Contact' Lawn Bowls!
A Lawn Bowls game where you can tackle, hip n shoulder and jostle for the bowl thru scrums n :stongue:
Let's see how the oldies take on that game.
Winner gets 'teh mad medication'
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Deeman
Winner gets 'a new pair of hips'
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| MiSSyM |
hahahah MRS BROWN
HAHAHAHA
| quote: | | Let's see how the oldies take on that game. |
they'll beat you and Jayse vegies any day.
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:tongue3 :crazy: |
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| Deeman |
| quote: | Originally posted by MiSSyM
they'll beat you and Jayse vegies any day.
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:tongue3 :crazy: |
You would think that but 'vegie' is a fairly loose term used on the old bowlin green.
You say that out loud and a bunch of old ass bowling folk point to an old munter in an electic wheelchair named Cornelius. Once a club champion but now destined to sit there dribbling and constantly repeating the phrase, "Back in my day we could bloody bowl, you guys are rubbish"
His so called 'team mates' have rigged his chair to a remote control so they don't have physically get their drink from the bar. They just have the bar staff load Cornelius up and then they steer him over to the green. When the drinks have been delivered they just look at him and say "Thanks Cornelius, strokes are just ed things aren't they" He's then remote controlled back to the corner.
You watch who you're callin 'vegie' there sista!
We're belting these old fukka's for Cornelius DAMMIT!
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| MiSSyM |
lol i fkn love you deeeeeeeeeeman!
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
you're the best!:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Deeman |
Hahahaha what the was I on about?? :haha: :haha: :haha:
Na but seriously ... I'm there for Cornelius! :wtf: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| "fragged" comes from "frag grenade" and was popularised during the vietnam war to denote killing one's superior officer by throwing a grenade into their tent. |
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| Lilith |
| Rubbish, it comes from Quake 1, a far superior game to virtually all shooty games since. |
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