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How raging are your hormones?? (pg. 3)
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| sufee_b |
| very interesting avatar lol:haha: |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Does it take a lot to get your gears going? Or do you nip at the heels of anything with a pulse? |
So they have to have a pulse now? , you're a picky little bitch aren't ya. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
So they have to have a pulse now? , you're a picky little bitch aren't ya. |
LOL :o |
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| Kamka |
Just thought of this as a funny comment to the point.
When a Woman Says..., It means:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
Answer to the question 'What's wrong/How's it going?'
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an .
When a Man Says..., It means:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you're making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I don't see how that's relevant to this thread. :conf: |
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| Kamka |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I don't see how that's relevant to this thread. :conf: |
Well... your thread is about how horny people can be, right? Didn't you notice statements 4-7 under the "When a Man Says" list, for example? Didn't you ever have that kind of experience? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kamka
Well... your thread is about how horny people can be, right? Didn't you notice statements 4-7 under the "When a Man Says" list, for example? Didn't you ever have that kind of experience? |
Did you even read my first post? I said that I felt that way about maybe 5-10 people, ever. |
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| Kamka |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Did you even read my first post? I said that I felt that way about maybe 5-10 people, ever. |
I understood your original question. But I was asking something else, in reference to my posting... I meant that kind of experience where you are invited to go somewhere or do something seemingly normal with a guy (like go out for a walk to the town or go to a museum), whom you take only as an acquaintance or as a new friend that you don't yet know very well, and you view this whole event only to mean that you might have a new friendship developing (emphasis on 'friendship')? And then you find out that the guy only wants to f*ck you and that all the other stuff behind it was just courtship dance?
That's what I think those sentences refer to and I had a few experiences like that. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kamka
I understood your original question. But I was asking something else, in reference to my posting... I meant that kind of experience where you are invited to go somewhere or do something seemingly normal with a guy (like go out for a walk to the town or go to a museum), whom you take only as an acquaintance or as a new friend that you don't yet know very well, and you view this whole event only to mean that you might have a new friendship developing (emphasis on 'friendship')? And then you find out that the guy only wants to f*ck you and that all the other stuff behind it was just courtship dance?
That's what I think those sentences refer to and I had a few experiences like that. |
Well no, because I've been with the same guy for almost 10 years. But I'm not an idiot. I understand men very well. I'm very straight forward with people, so only an idiot would ask me to "hang out" and think there'd be a chance I'd have sex with him. I would never let a guy think that would happen. So no...I've never had that kind of experience. |
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| Kamka |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I understand men very well. I'm very straight forward with people, so only an idiot would ask me to "hang out" and think there'd be a chance I'd have sex with him. |
Well, then I guess I don't (understand men) and that I'm dumb (or uneducated... be nicer to myself) in that respect, sad lol :( hmm
And to answer your original question... even though nobody knows me, so it really doesn't matter... I only really really desired :D one guy and that was the guy I loved the most in my life (at least that's the guy I felt the strongest affection for), and unfortunately there was nothing out of it and I am not sure where he is now and what exactly he's doing, whether he's married/in a relationship/single etc., and I don't really have any chance of even finding a contact to him, so I guess I'm out of luck. :confused: Hm, but that's life. (C'est la vie, as the French say :D). I can still imagine having a happy life and happy family with someone to whom I could feel affection though. But that's again a different question than the one you asked. :) |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kamka
Well, than I guess I don't (understand men) and that I'm dumb (or uneducated... be nicer to myself) in that respect, sad lol :( hmm
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There's not much to understand, really. If you're self aware, you'll know what signals you're putting out. And if you're assertive, you should be able to let a man know the limits of your "friendship". There shouldn't really be any confusion. Perhaps you're just naive. ;) |
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| monishb |
| pretty gad damn high i would say, as long as its nice pair of rack and good face and body i'd hit it. |
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