I think too few of you would understand this.
the video itself doesn't mean anything, it's more in memory of the old days.
mtlnights
RULES OF THE BATHS
(not really, but they're fun - posted somewhere in the internet)
Keep these handy and hilarious tips in mind next time you're at the tubs.
People wearing jockstraps tend to make it with other people wearing jockstraps.
Nobody makes it with people wearing pink bikinis.
You can have a heart attack ing in the whirlpool.
It is extremely hazardous to your health to attempt to inhale poppers while under water.
Saying "I'm resting" to everyone who seeks entry into your room defeats the purpose of going to the baths.
If everyone who said "I don't come here often" was telling the truth, there would be no one there.
Conversations in the orgy room should be kept to a minimum. Grunts, groans, notices that "I'm coming," and invitations to do it in a room instead are acceptable; discussions of the weather, ex-lovers, favorite lubricants, the quality of the darkness, and the pros and cons of cockrings are not.
If you are looking for a wonderfully spiritual union with a kindred spirit, you are in the wrong place.
Do not assume that the guys walking into walls are on some weird new drug; most likely, they have just left their glasses in their lockers. It is better to look good than to see good.
Once in a while, do your good deed for the gay: let an old troll suck your cock. Such magnanimous gestures are duly recorded by the Great ****** in the Sky, and when you are an old troll, the favors will be returned
in kind. Yes, Virginia, that's the way it works.
Please realize that bathrooms, even those at the tubs, do have legitimate purposes.
Giving someone a blowjob in a cubicle while outside the locked door seven guys are turning various shades of green will not make you popular.
If you are tempted to wear a Lacoste shirt with your towel, understand that many people would find it a capital offense.
Finish what you start.
When it's past the wrist is not the time to say "no".
It's okay to bring your own rope; it's not okay to tie yourself up.
Spending seventy-two consecutive hours at the tubs will neither destroy your reputation nor greatly enhance it.
If you are at the baths busily cheating on your lover, don't make a scene should you discover him there.
If you are at the baths and you see your father there, tell him your resting.
If you are at the baths and you see your boss there, it is best not to blackmail him. Just do whatever he says.
Trust me Virginia, you'll be rewarded on your next bonus or salary increase.
If you are at the baths and you see your brother there, head for the darkest corner - especially if you have all straight porn at home.
If you are at the baths and you see your Uncle, you might as well just leave - you know how much Uncles you over.
People who say, "I've never done that before," should be informed that the ability to deep throat is not genetic.
Those who lose the keys to their rooms or lockers are never heard from again.
The law of increasing good looks: People tend to become more attractive the longer you are there
Doing it for England is as valid a reason for doing it as any.
A primitive tribe in Borneo does not have a word for "no" in its language.
Natives deny sexual favors by looking mournful and saying, "I'd like to, but I just came."
After you've been ed by twelve guys in the orgy room, you will never again convince anyone with your coy routine.
Asking to borrow someone's cockring is even more tasteless than asking to borrow someone's comb.
You can cause a panic by yelling, "There's a man in room 379!"
For a real hoot, go to the baths without having used alcohol or drugs. It is truly amazing how fabulously you will be able to make out when you are the only one there in a solid state.
Giggling is not a correct response to, "Wanna ?"
If you can remember the title of the porno movie that was showing in the "rest section", you did not have a good time.
It is pointless to consider why guys who won't even talk to you at the bars are so eager to suck your at the baths.
Spending more than two hours with one number at the baths makes you two "an item."
More than four hours makes you engaged. On a good night, it is possible to commit bigamy.
For some unknown reason, it is considered embarrassing to make it with someone you already know.
No one ever believes the line, "We're really not lovers."
At all times, remember that tubbing is a participation, not a spectator sport. (Hmm..Olympics here we come)
Spending hours deciding what to wear to the tubs is a particularly inane waste of time.
Possession of more than three bath cards makes you a serious ******.
Georgina's law of the weight room: People working out are doing it for your benefit, not theirs.
Formal attire means a black jockstrap.
Contrary to popular belief, one can indeed be too clean.
You can never be too rich, too muscular, or have too big of a dick.
Believe it or not, it is possible to have good sex without using poppers. A man in New Jersey claims to do it all the time.
And those are the Rules Of The Baths. Use them wisely and pass the knowledge along to those newcomers who may need it.
and
Never, NEVER, NEVER try to explain the gay baths to heterosexuals.
malek
hahahaha
Charlie I'm gonna need that cover sheet for the tps report... did you get the memo?
DJ Charlie
quote:
Originally posted by malek
hahahaha
Charlie I'm gonna need that cover sheet for the tps report... did you get the memo?
Hahahahaaha yes Michael Bolton, "PC load letter, what the does that mean?"
Abercrombie
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Charlie
I think too few of you would understand this.
the video itself doesn't mean anything, it's more in memory of the old days.
I actually watched this on my dad's 20" colour TV pulling Burlington's channel 22 with the big roof antenna.
zoogla
I think I see your house in the background...
malek
oh my god its your dad!!
zoogla
wait--we're brothers? :gsmile:
malek
quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
wait--we're brothers? :gsmile:
