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Are your parents terrorists ?
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| Paulr |
Sorry but I just had to post that.
This was taken from the Center For Rational Debate's website.
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Hey Kids!
Did you know that terrorists can look just like you and me? They infiltrate our lives and help Al Qaeda kill our troops in secret. In many ways they're like serial killers; their actions indirectly cause the deaths of our men and women in uniform. They're so good at faking nice that you can never know for certain who isn't helping the terrorists. If one of these terrorists was someone close to you, wouldn't you want to know?
Terrorists are so mean spirited that they could even be your parents. They might seem nice now but that is only because they see some advantage to keeping you alive. Once you have outlived your usefulness, they will most likely kill you in your sleep. Terrorists are capable of anything, including killing their own children for jihad.
If your parents indirectly killed America's troops and were plotting to kill you, wouldn't you want them stopped? Even if you aren't sure, are you willing to take the risk that you could wake up tomorrow morning with your parents stabbing you with a butcher knife?
If you want to make sure that your parents aren't terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:
1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?
2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?
3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?
4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay?
6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity?
7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam?
If you said "yes" to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists. Now is not the time to panic. Report them to the FBI and the Department of Homeland security before they find out that you've been to this website and kill you. If you do this quickly enough, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security can step in and save your life.
These anti-terrorist forces will figure out if your parents are really terrorists. If your parents turn out to be innocent, they will buy you ice cream for being such a good patriot. If they are guilty, you will save your own life and will be known as a hero for the rest of your days. Reporting your parents is a win-win situation.
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| jesteraver |
| God bless America |
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| Sean Walsh |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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| Dj Vicci |
| what a bunch of retarded lunatics ... wont be long before they start preaching this to grade 1 kids.. sad... |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Vicci
what a bunch of retarded lunatics ... wont be long before they start preaching this to grade 1 kids.. sad... |
Im sure they already do in some states, cough Alabama, cough cough.
Which is hilarious since no terrorist would ever bother attacking Alabama, worst state ever. |
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| mattymtl |
| WOW is all i have to say....i guess im a terrorist then, durka durka mohammed jihad |
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| Esiotrat |
I must be a terrorist then. :eek: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
You have GOT to be kidding me!!!...Is this serious?
Where did you find this load of bollocks? Source please.
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| DJ Charlie |
1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?
-YES MOSTLY LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD
2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?
-OMG YES ALL THE TIME LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD AGAIN
3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?
-WHO WOULDN'T BE
OMG !!! what should I do ? |
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| Marcus007 |
| GUYS I THINK MY MOMS A TERRORIST :( |
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| DJ Charlie |
| maybe if we all turn in our folks... we'll have enough ice cream to open a business. how about that |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Charlie
maybe if we all turn in our folks... we'll have enough ice cream to open a business. how about that |
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| Paulr |
I especially like the flamboyant gay part
Source: Center For Rational Debate
Be sure to check out "How to kick your gay son out of the house" section or else my personal favorite "Gun control caused the Virginia Tech tragedy". |
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