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I killed a deer
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| Vivid Boy |
So i was driving back from a buddies cottage on sunday night. it was like 9 pm and i was on the 400. Pitch black. i got a car full of drunkin friends and we're in around mooning cars as we drive by typical drunkin . I'm telling a joke facing my friend in my backseat (stupid me should have had my eyes on the road) and when i turn back. I see 2 in deer on the road. I slam on the gas and swerve missed one deer but i cracked one in the nose. the dder went flying. i stop the car on the side im like "Holy i just cracked a in deer!". i get out of the car and check out my car huge in dent on my drivers side fender. . I see the deer on the ground and the other one near it looking at it. we walk over and the one deer runs off. we get closer to the dder and notice the bugger is still alive. hes laying their limp on the ground bleeding on the ground looking at us with these blank eyes. we poke it a few times with this branch we found to make sure its alive. it reacts with a moan so we knew it was alive. we all felt sorry for it and decided we should take it out of its misery because it was basically almost dead but we didnt have anything to end its loife with. i figured it had a broken neck from the impact and if we moved it it would probably pass away. so i tried moving it but those things are heavy. my friends and all started trying to move it and it gave this loud cry. it was still alive. so my friend Mike kicked it once in the head thinking it would put it over. it did but moan a bit. so we all started kicking it in the head trying to end its poor life. so here we are 9 pm at night middle of the 400 beating the out of this deer. we're all tkaing turns kicking it in the face. my friend comes with a branch he found in the woods and starts whacking it in the head. we stop hitting it and see if its dead. once it again its still moaning! so we started beating it some more and thats when i grab the in stick from kmy friend and jabb it in the in eye. Like i in lodged this mother****** right in there i was hoping it hit his brain. but still not dead. so now we got this branch lodged in its in eye and it wont come out and its yelping like an old man taking a brick . we kickit a fewmore times and i finally got the idea just to run over its head with my car. so we line up the car with the wheel right before its head and i hit the gas. and the damn thing wont go over. its head is too big. so i get everyone to jump in my car and i back up and take a running start at it. cruunch. i dont know if its still alive but ill tell u one thing i had to go thru the damn car wash twice to get the blood off.
ed up end to a ed up weekend. what did u guys do this weekend? |
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| EvilTree |
| I lol'd. I really shouldn't have |
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| Omega_M |
| I'm reporting you to SPCA. |
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| chinamon |
eric, you're italian, arent you?
im surprised you didnt put the deer in your trunk. |
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| me@t k@tie |
| Deer and moose get hit on a regular basis where I am from because there are so many of them. All you do is call the police, and they will shoot the deer to end its misery. What you did was reeeeally ing stupid and cruel. :mad: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
eric, you're italian, arent you?
im surprised you didnt put the deer in your trunk. |
we tried but the stick in its in eye was making it difficult to close the trunk and i didnt want to snap it off it looked way too cool:wtf: |
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
we tried but the stick in its in eye was making it difficult to close the trunk and i didnt want to snap it off it looked way too cool:wtf: |
did you guys take pics?
i wanna see pics.. or maybe even video footage. |
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| jchung52 |
| that's fuked dude. i def would have called the popo. but i guess u guys were a little intoxicated so prob wouldnt have been a good idea |
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| Rodrico |
| Going along the lines of shooting squirrel with BB guns and this, we might as well call you "St. Francis of Assisi". I hope you get bitten by a rabid chipmunk. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Going along the lines of shooting squirrel with BB guns and this, we might as well call you "St. Francis of Assisi". I hope you get bitten by a rabid chipmunk. |
you were cracking up when i told u on monday dude. im so happy we egged that gay guys house and spray painted "FAG" on his lawn last night |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you were cracking up when i told u on monday dude. im so happy we egged that gay guys house and spray painted "FAG" on his lawn last night |
:stongue:
in queerboat. |
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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
did you guys take pics?
i wanna see pics.. or maybe even video footage. |
+ 1
I so wish i was there.......I have my Shahid Afridi Cricket bat in the trunk always.....that i could have done some knocking to.LOL |
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