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Find HE-MAN!
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| DJ Eco |
Has anyone heard of this??? It's like a random obsession that this site brought about about finding some guy in the city known as "He-Man" who has long hair and walks around without a shirt. It's a real thing too, and they post "sightings" and tell accounts of what they saw He-Man doing... hahaha... funniest site I've ever seen in my life, I love New York.
http://findheman.com/ |
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| DJ Eco |
Here's two questions from the FAQ on the site... haha....
FAQ
Who is He-Man?
Millions of years before God created dinosaurs, he created He-Men. Born from contact between a lightning bolt and a volcano, He-Men ruled the Earth alone in their perfect race of seemingly indestructible quasi-humans. From this point on, until now, He-Men have slowly become more and more extinct, until, as it is in present day, there is but one He-Man left: He-Man himself, the former ruler of the entire He-Man race. He roams the streets of lower Manhattan, barreling through parks, avenues, and railroad stations. He needs neither clothes nor shoes, but reluctantly wears them in an attempt to woo the gaze of the human female. With the body density of a black hole and the ability to smell emotion, he watches all, protecting us from the future apocalypse of which he will be the only survivor. This is He-Man.
What is Our Mission?
Our mission, and yours, is one in the same. We must find He-Man. We must document his existence as much as is humanly possible. This effort has been started in the hopes that we can preserve his good will and intentions to the human race. If you live in the Manhattan area and have a He-Man sighting, we urge you to please send in any video, photographical, or even written evidence of this sighting. Please note that He-Man is not any man who simply fits the description of He-Man; he is one specific man. If you see him, you will know. Please do not let this stop you from sending in your sightings, and please do not let him know you have sighted him. For if He-Man were to find out about this website, the entire internet will instantly be destroyed, at the very least.
One of my favorite pastimes is watching people as He-Man passes them by. Watching their face register the shock of what they have just seen as their brain reels, trying to comprehend the behemoth that walks amongst them is amazing. Just being in his presence can leave even the most experienced big-game hunter quaking like a leaf. The panic and confusion that He-Man leaves in his wake is almost as enjoyable as observing his behavior. |
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| StanVoid |
| this is awesome :stongue: |
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| Stassi |
awesome!
I am in the city all the time and hopefully I get lucky and see this guy go completely bat in the subway station.
looks like we have a new Character in the Villains Inc. Universe. |
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