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The I'm Fcked Up Thread (pg. 2)
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| Lomeli |
| That SUCKS! I remember you posted that story a while ago. |
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| Orbital32 |
a couple of months ago i went to a wine festival. Before we left to the vineyard i went to my friends house where i started off with 3 large glasses of Mimosas, then emptied a powerade and filled with another Mimosa for the road. I died a quick taste test, then between all of us we bought about 12 bottles of wine. We drank them all in about 4 hours (6 people).
While everybody was cheering with their glass, i was cheering with the bottle:
I'm TRASHED by then.
We go back another friend's house, but before that we stop at the liqour store so i by some grey goose. I have some vodka and cranberrys then pass out on a lawn chair.
I hear voice's in my sleep telling me to jump in the pool. I listned to them. So fully clothed i jump in to a FREEZING pool. I then go back to lawn chair to pass out. Apperently i was going into hypotherima since i was shiviering violently without waking up. They take me to a bathroom to get new clothes. I left my glasses on the lawnchair.
I start to stumble back to the backyard, but can't see crap since 1. i'm blind, 2. i'm drunk. I run into a screen door and knock it off. I don't know why, but i start to do the robot.
Oh, somebody stepped on my glasses when i went to change so no i was permanently blind. They all decide to go to a bar. I refuse, so they say they are taking me home. They take me to the bar.
blind, in crappy clothes, and drunk the bar was the perfect choice. I walking around with my hand in front of me like a blind man running into things....It was a great day! |
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| Miss Julia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lomeli
That SUCKS! I remember you posted that story a while ago. |
Ya, I think I posted about it as soon as I finally got home that morning. Good memory Rene! It was a traumatizing experience.
If Mike's stereo was actually working, it wouldn't have been that bad, lol. |
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| gerard6975 |
so here's what happened when i got too wasted at a bar/club one time...
f*** it! too wasted to remember ! |
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| CrazedOut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbital32
a couple of months ago i went to a wine festival. Before we left to the vineyard i went to my friends house where i started off with 3 large glasses of Mimosas, then emptied a powerade and filled with another Mimosa for the road. I died a quick taste test, then between all of us we bought about 12 bottles of wine. We drank them all in about 4 hours (6 people).
While everybody was cheering with their glass, i was cheering with the bottle:
I'm TRASHED by then.
We go back another friend's house, but before that we stop at the liqour store so i by some grey goose. I have some vodka and cranberrys then pass out on a lawn chair.
I hear voice's in my sleep telling me to jump in the pool. I listned to them. So fully clothed i jump in to a FREEZING pool. I then go back to lawn chair to pass out. Apperently i was going into hypotherima since i was shiviering violently without waking up. They take me to a bathroom to get new clothes. I left my glasses on the lawnchair.
I start to stumble back to the backyard, but can't see crap since 1. i'm blind, 2. i'm drunk. I run into a screen door and knock it off. I don't know why, but i start to do the robot.
Oh, somebody stepped on my glasses when i went to change so no i was permanently blind. They all decide to go to a bar. I refuse, so they say they are taking me home. They take me to the bar.
blind, in crappy clothes, and drunk the bar was the perfect choice. I walking around with my hand in front of me like a blind man running into things....It was a great day! |
That was quiet a read :stongue: :stongue: |
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| |Thrax| |
here is a story I wrote about in 2005, before I was on TA. I blogged about it.. it was a night at Avalon I will nevAr forget.
The Crystal Method, Adam Freeland and Hybrid... story below:
posted from my Sidekick, walking on the way to Avalon from Hollywood/La brea
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By Chris on April 16, 2005 10:04 PM
That's where kristin and I are headed now. She's getting ready and then its time to party. I am in the midst of some alchoholic beverage. Mmmm omg it's gonna be awesome.
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Saturday night THE UNABRIDGED VERSION! (now with %50 more drunka)
By Chris on April 18, 2005 9:26 PM
I arrive at Kristins and doh, I forgot the alcohol and my camera, this can't be right. We decide to goto IKEA because she knows what she wants and since my house is only around 20 minutes away we can retreive what I forgot to pack. Sound like a plan. Kristin gets a coffee table and I drive to my house. She meets my parents and the OMFG HUEG CAT!!!!11 it was funny because the neighbors cat is the biggest lardass in the world. TUBBY! We are bumping an Adam Freeland set in the car.
:::::arrive @ Kristins, start drinking, setup coffee table. Oh joy, we have somewhere to set our drinks. :)
The Crystal Method, Adam Freeland and Hybrid @ Avalon
We start drinking and make plans to walk down Hollywood blvd since it's nice out, 1.5 miles from Fuller and Hollywood to Hollywood and Vine. We walk, and drink, (we put magic juice in our waterbottles, it was the best idea ever!)
When we walk up to Avalon it is effing packed! We find out the show is sold out, thats ok, I got tickets online. The guy at the door directs us to the line and we wait about 15 minutes, I pull a steller move and we cut in halfway. Just a few minutes after that, I find out this is the WRONG line, and our line for willcall has NO WAIT! It's tight! We walk in.
Crystal Method JUST went on and they are r0x0ring the house, I meet up with my friend Sean. Kristin and I start drinking. We get lost mutiple times but due to the wonders of the Sidekick 2 we find our way. We got totally trashed, holy ! I ran into some random guy from my work and he bought me another drink, now i'm holding two walking around in a stupor having the time of my life. I lose Kristin somewhere i the crowd and between us both passing out in different places, our AIM conversation looking something like this.
Very inebriated conversation ahead, it's impossible to see the keys....
traxors: Omfg adan111222
traxors: Whre u at?? Kiklololol
This must have been when Adam Freeland took the stage
i luve yew: I'm outside
traxors: Okay
traxors: Still
traxors: I'm next to sean hit me up
i luve yew: [AWAY] CRYSTAL METHOD. HYBRID AND ADAM FREELAND!@#$%^&*&^%$#^%&**&^%*&^ meep!
traxors: I willll come wof u
i luve yew: iim in wrecked
i luve yew: ack
I think we're all quite the druinka
i luve yew: some girl wants me to tell her��of��I'm trashed
i luve yew: lol
traxors: Omh wjerem whete ate u ???,,,1
i luve yew: [AWAY] CRYSTAL METHOD. HYBRID AND ADAM FREELAND!@#$%^&*&^%$#^%&**&^%*&^ meep!
Translation, OMFG I SAY WHERE YOU AT!!!! Adam ing freeland just took the stage, holy I can't see
i luve yew: I'm upstairs right stairs
i luve yew: I meant left
traxors: Whree
i luve yew: upstairs ledt stairs
i luve yew: trahed
traxors: Yeaaaa
The night ends like this, some girl starting taking care of Kristin giving her water and while I located her on the stairs up left no right. :-D haha
After that we KNEW it was time to leave. haha I think it was around 2am
I hailed a cab and we got in, the cab driver went the wrong way on Hollywood blvd. for $2.80 and we got back to the apt in time to pass out in our respected places.
I had alot of fun, Adam Freeland is the man! Crystal Method pwned the crowd. We never got to see Hybrid because they went ON at 3am.
Hybrid comes back to Avalon June 11th 2005.
hybrid.the crystal method.adam freeland @ avalon.
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Oh, and that night I yacked out of the window of the cab on Hollywood Blvd.. boy that cab driver was PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| BLOWZO |
too many to list...
the most recent...
Location = Catalina
When = This past weekend
We were by the caino in the bar at the end of the walkway... (great drinks there) Live music etc...
We ended up friggen dosey-doin to some old Celtic music.... after they close at 6pm we hitch a ride with 4 chicks on a golfcart so the 6 of us squeezing on a golfcart... all monkeyied out of our minds.... I was sitting in the middle of two twins with one arm around each of them is the last thing I can remember about that. we tried to go to the club... never made it.. my chick needed to pray to the Porcelin God... we were down for the count by 8pm.....
fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkeddddddd up!!!!!
GOOD TIMES THOUGH!!!! |
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| MASTER AL |
| my bday when u guys saw me at standard..i blacked out dont remember too much my friends told me i fell they kicked me out and i almost got ran over by a car |
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| Miss Julia |
| quote: | Originally posted by MASTER AL
my bday when u guys saw me at standard..i blacked out dont remember too much my friends told me i fell they kicked me out and i almost got ran over by a car |
Ughhh, ya, that was another ed up wasted story for me! You and your friends kept making me drink that night, so I threw up violently ALL night in my bedroom when I got home. lol |
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| lex400sc |
you don't wanna hear about my wasted stories...
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by MASTER AL
my bday when u guys saw me at standard..i blacked out dont remember too much my friends told me i fell they kicked me out and i almost got ran over by a car |
lol you were pretty gone. when we left you were outside all ed up.
| quote: | Originally posted by lex400sc
you don't wanna hear about my wasted stories...
:disbelief |
yeah we do. |
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| rizo |
going to go with this past saturday... i dont remember the headliner starting. taj closing. seeing friends. seeing my fav go go dancer. puking in the dj booth. going outside. puking outside. passing out in a friends car.  |
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