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For girls only: Struggling for a Costume Idea?
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| candy69 |
Be a MILF!
You’ve been a slutty college-girl, a sexy devil, a naughty schoolgirl, a sexy witch, and an innocent schoolgirl, so what could possibly be left for this year’s Halloween bash?
How does a seductive MILF sound?
Ever since their introduction in the first American Pie movie, MILFs have become increasingly popular and desirable. Best of all, you can put together a MILF costume without too much trouble.
First thing first. Authenticity is everything when it comes to a Halloween costume. If you don’t already have a kid, then you need to go out and get pregnant straight away. If your significant other isn’t feeling very supportive, then just get really drunk at a bar and let nature take its course. Or you could just get some sort of cheap baby doll to carry around. Your call.
Now that you’ve got the mother part down; it’s time to work on the rest of the outfit – the “-ILF.” You could play it down if need-be, maybe a simple one-piece dress and curled-up hair to go for a Donna Reed-style MILF or jeans, a soccer jersey and a steering wheel to be a soccer mom MILF.
But, the whole mystique of being a MILF is an older woman taking charge and “teaching” a younger guy. So, it’s better to go for a more dominant and assertive look. Start off with some stockings and a garter belt and a dark-colored bra. (Panties or thongs are optional of course!) Slide on a tight-fitting blouse, preferably white or light-colored to show off your bra and a skirt you’re comfortable with wearing. (Mini, long, tight, loose, side slit – any skirt will do really.) After you get the clothes, you just need to take an assertive, even aggressive attitude. Go around introducing yourself as Mrs. Robinson. See if someone’s willing to clean out your garage or tile your shower and then offer to pay him in milk and cookies and !
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| quote: | Originally posted by candy69
Be a MILF!
You’ve been a slutty college-girl, a sexy devil, a naughty schoolgirl, a sexy witch, and an innocent schoolgirl, so what could possibly be left for this year’s Halloween bash?
How does a seductive MILF sound?
Ever since their introduction in the first American Pie movie, MILFs have become increasingly popular and desirable. Best of all, you can put together a MILF costume without too much trouble.
First thing first. Authenticity is everything when it comes to a Halloween costume. If you don’t already have a kid, then you need to go out and get pregnant straight away. If your significant other isn’t feeling very supportive, then just get really drunk at a bar and let nature take its course. Or you could just get some sort of cheap baby doll to carry around. Your call.
Now that you’ve got the mother part down; it’s time to work on the rest of the outfit – the “-ILF.” You could play it down if need-be, maybe a simple one-piece dress and curled-up hair to go for a Donna Reed-style MILF or jeans, a soccer jersey and a steering wheel to be a soccer mom MILF.
But, the whole mystique of being a MILF is an older woman taking charge and “teaching” a younger guy. So, it’s better to go for a more dominant and assertive look. Start off with some stockings and a garter belt and a dark-colored bra. (Panties or thongs are optional of course!) Slide on a tight-fitting blouse, preferably white or light-colored to show off your bra and a skirt you’re comfortable with wearing. (Mini, long, tight, loose, side slit – any skirt will do really.) After you get the clothes, you just need to take an assertive, even aggressive attitude. Go around introducing yourself as Mrs. Robinson. See if someone’s willing to clean out your garage or tile your shower and then offer to pay him in milk and cookies and !
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