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Hot Chicks with Douchebags (pg. 48)
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| Lomeli |
| quote: | Originally posted by tjpatel
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What. The. .
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| hit_d_bong |
| LOL! this is the best thread after a long day! |
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| fury |
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| Ryunosuke |
I posted in the COR Guido topic BUT
What do some of these lovely women see in these guys? These guys clearly don't have any real professional prospects. 30-40 years from now as these women approach retirement do they want to be eating TV dinners with these guyz, who by then will assuredly have that beer belly, in some dinky little apartment living paycheck to paycheck? Wouldn't it be more prudent to gain the affections of the more studious guys (med students, law students, MBA students, etc) who will have that house by the beach and exotics in the garage?
And then when they approach middles age you hear these women whine and complain about their lives. Its simple...go after the honor roll student and ignore the douche with spiked hair, fake tan and whose idea of an upwardly mobile career is mechanics school |
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| tjpatel |
SWEEDOS - a name combined from the location where these tools live (Sweden) and of their mancrushes from New Jersey, the Guidos. Saturating Stockholm clubs with hair gel, hair spray, and anal lube, Sweedos are typically younger than the Guidos. Born from rich parents who never forced them to do any remotely difficult job in life, Sweedos never properly developed testicles and are often gender-confused. Unlike the Guidos, Sweedos do not display dissonance between their looks and their actions. Whereas Guidos try to look metrosexual while simultaneously trying to look tough (often producing very hilarious results), Sweedos both look and act metrosexual, which is often misperceived by some as being straight. Sweedos are also world-renowned for their uncanny ability to remind many men of a girl who they used to have a crush on.
Famous Sweedos - Cloud from Final Fantasy VII |
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| MR STROKE |
| quote: | Originally posted by tjpatel
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:stongue:
winner |
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| mar46017 |
WMC winner!
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| BLOWZO |
| quote: | Originally posted by mar46017
WMC winner!
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is that johnny chase from Entourage? |
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| fury |
| "I <3 Vagina" on the hat :haha: |
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