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bathroom etiquette...
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| nchs09 |
| mostly for guys. if you are taking a piss on the pisser, is it ok to fart? because i dont like going in the toilet when i just have to piss. so its ok to fart while you are just taking a piss or not? |
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| Marc Summers |
| i look down at my neighbor when i'm pissing |
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| Ygrene |
If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.
Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.
If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again. |
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| gwrmarines |
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| Direct |
| I like to fart in my hand and smell it. Someday i will fart in a jar and try to sell it on ebay. stay tuned.... |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
I like to fart in my hand and smell it. Someday i will fart in a jar and try to sell it on ebay. stay tuned.... |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.
Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.
If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again. |
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Anyway, if I were him, I'd probably laugh along :p |
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| Spacey Orange |
| it's rude...NOT TO. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.
Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.
If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again. |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.
Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.
If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again. |
Got a good chuckle out of the story, so Im sure in person it was even better. |
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| Clovis |
| I go to the bathroom @ work just to fart. If no one is around I just rip it anywhere in there, but otherwise, into the toilet. |
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| Cloudburst |
| Don't pee in the shower where you're in it together with your gf. |
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