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What is the first thing you think about when you get up? (pg. 4)
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| kotsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by exstasie
I absolutely hate being woken up by an alarm clock! |
In total agreeance here. I already hate any day when it starts by having to wake up to an alarm clock. |
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| smuncky |
| the key is to have the alarm clock on the either side of the room. that way u have to get up. plus i have the z1035 morning show playing every morning. |
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| lexxwolfen |
| quote: | Originally posted by smuncky
the key is to have the alarm clock on the either side of the room. that way u have to get up. plus i have the z1035 morning show playing every morning. |
If I'm in a deep sleep and my alarm goes off, it comes into whatever dream I'm having and in the dream I'm like "WTF IS THAT NOISE" |
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| sufee_b |
| thrusting when i got mornin' wood |
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| Jem_hadar |
in order:
a) nothing... no thoughts exist in my head,
b) im still so tired, i just want to sleep more,
c) ! now im likley gonna be close to be late (as i finally fly out of bed and into the washroom to shower, etc.) |
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| Dj Smitty20 |
It's usually one of three things.
1) Holy mother of god I have to piss
2) dammit I have to adjust my hard on
3) this I"m going back to bed for an hour |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jeff Button
Usually it's "How the am I supposed to piss with this large of an erection?!"
Which is usually answered with "Angled ass up in the air to achieve proper tilt, you dummy". |
| quote: | Originally posted by sufee_b
thrusting when i got mornin' wood |
Morning glory ftmfw. |
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| Zentac_75 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jeff Button
Usually it's "How the am I supposed to piss with this large of an erection?!"
Which is usually answered with "Angled ass up in the air to achieve proper tilt, you dummy". |
Beat me too it.
40yr old virgin's funniest scene!!!! |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by smuncky
wanting to know wat the time is, even though i set the alarm clock before my sleep. |
+1 |
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| exstasie |
I love waking up before my alarm clock and realizing I have more time to sleep.
This actually happened to me yesterday haha.
I woke up and was like "ah ...I don't want to go to work!"...
I looked over at my cell and it was 12:45am haha |
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| Beings |
| I don't think in the morning. |
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| cap |
| "How many ciggarettes do I have left?" |
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