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when is a good reason to punch your mother?
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Halo 3 player punches mother after video game is taken away in Indian River County
By Henry A. Stephens (Contact)
Originally published 01:08 p.m., October 31, 2007
Updated 01:08 p.m., October 31, 2007
A juvenile fan of the video game Halo 3 is accused of punching his mother after she forced him to end his game Sunday night and fighting with sheriff’s deputies as they tried to restrain him, according to reports released Wednesday.
Indian River County Sheriff’s Deputy Sean Harnage reported responding to the family’s home at about 11:30 p.m. Sunday in reference to an “out-of-control child.”
The parents told deputies their son was playing Halo 3, and it was getting late and he needed to shut it off. When the son refused to turn off the game, the parents reportedly took the air card out of his machine so he couldn’t play anymore.
Reports show the son became enraged, went through the house looking for the air card, and then punched his mother, prompting the parents to call the Sheriff’s Office.
After the boy retreated to his bedroom and locked it, the mother knocked on the door and told him he needed to come out and talk to the deputies, the report stated. But the juvenile allegedly responded with profanity.
Harnage and another deputy entered the room using a key from the parents to arrest the son, according to the report. The son fought the deputies - at one time punching Harnage on the lip - until they handcuffed him.
He was later turned over to state juvenile authorities on charges of battery-domestic violence and battery on a law-enforcement officer.
The son’s and parents’ names are being withheld because of the juvenile’s age. |
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| UWM |
| I played Halo 3 for the first time last night. After playing online multiplay, I can see how someone might get angry enough to punch their mother. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I played Halo 3 for the first time last night. After playing online multiplay, I can see how someone might get angry enough to punch their mother. |
:stongue: :stongue: Sooooooo true! |
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| Zoso |
| I have the urge to play Halo 3 now. Odd. |
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| UWM |
OH, and guess where Indian River County is?
That's right!
Florida. |
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| Ygrene |
| Somehow I can just tell that that kid is a swordwhore. |
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| naghdali |
| in american parents and their "GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN" attitude. slap the motherfuker once in a while.. And then calling the cops on your own child... in weak |
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| glass |
| What's a sword whore? |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by naghdali
in american parents and their "GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN" attitude. slap the motherfuker once in a while.. And then calling the cops on your own child... in weak |
You can blame the in american court system for parents being afraid to punish their children with physical force anymore. |
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| naghdali |
| The whole system sucks ass. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by glass
What's a sword whore? |
| quote: | Originally posted by Urban Dictionary
1. sword whore 21 up, 2 down
Is a descendant of "Pistol Whore." While the ancestor arose from Halo: Combat Evolved's multiplayer, "Sword Whore" has arisen from Halo 2's multiplayer. Essentially, a sword whore is a player who, in the eyes of his opponents, uses the energy sword far too much. It's ease of use, sheer killing power, and the fact that in virtually all gametypes only one player in the game will have it, make the sword a particularly envied weapon. It gives the wielder a devestating advantage in mid to close range combat, as it has a fairly long "lock-on" distance. That is, if your enemy is close enough to you to do damage with the SMG (the usual default starting weapon), he is close enough to you for the sword to "lock on" to him. Pull the trigger, and you lunge forward, closing the gap almost instantaneously, and scoring a one-hit kill.
Since only one player in the game has the sword, and it takes nearly perfect timing to dodge a sword lunge, the wielder is virtually invulnerable--provided he is not a complete idiot, and pays no attention to where his enemies are/might be.
Any gamer, and even a casual observer, would make the obvious conclusion that the sword is a dominant weapon, and anyone choosing NOT to pick it up is somehow cognizantly flawed. However, many, many players will, upon being killed by a sword-wielder, scream out the the swordsman has no skill, shouldn't be playing halo, and is a n00b, rather than change their tactics to either adjust for their lack of the sword, or to take the sword from their enemy via superior skill and strategy. (That would apparently require altogether too much thought, concentration, and planning)
"OMFG U N00b!!!one11! put down the sword and get some skill u sword whore!!!!1111!!1 !!wtfhaxpwnt!!!111one!!1! "
"He's got no REAL skill. He only went on a killing spree because he's a sword whore. Holy crap he's dead? Gimme that sword, I'm keep it the rest of the game and get a killtacular."
Swordsman: Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh. Bang Bang. Kaboom.
God: KILLTACULAR!!!
scrubs (x4)OMG U SWORD WHORE!!!
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