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| Aristronica |
Drunk as but the night was an epic win!
Legible writing is credited to other substances... I'm gonna feel like crap tomorrow aren't I? Ohh well it was worth it :)
Feel free to hate:tongue3
PS I have a soccer game to wake up for in 5 hours (irresponsibility ftew!) But I just couldn't handle spending 2 Sat's indoors.
PPS I love it when I'm DJing and a really hot girl walks in with another dude and she starts looking at me. And I'll look up and catch her doing it and she'll do that "stare in a different direction so you don't think I was gawking at you" thing. But then as soon as I go back to the mixer she'll start staring again. And I can see it out of the corner of my eye. Then when I'm done and walk out of the booth she'll catch me at the bar later and say "Hey great job tonight." And I'm like "Thanks. I'm Denys." And she's like "I'm Jenny." And in my head I'm thinking "Is everyone and their mom in Baltimore named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer. What the !" but tell her "Nice to meet you. I'll see you around."... Hopefully I'll get her # next week. |
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| gwrmarines |
| WTF!? Next weekend? NO. You were supposed to take her in the bathroom and step on her face....next week... |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
WTF!? Next weekend? NO. You were supposed to take her in the bathroom and step on her face....next week... |
gotta take it slow with this one. major hotties don't show interest as much anymore (i miss college) so when they do i gotta play my cards right. |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
gotta take it slow with this one. major hotties don't show interest as much anymore (i miss college) so when they do i gotta play my cards right. |
I know a couple guys in Chicago that can take care of the boyfriend if you wish. :D |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
gotta take it slow with this one. major hotties don't show interest as much anymore (i miss college) so when they do i gotta play my cards right. |
dude its so true. girls as they get older are all harder to bag...depending on age. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
dude its so true. girls as they get older are all harder to bag...depending on age. |
well i think there's a timeframe - somewhere around 24 until 30ish where they just get tough. then they reach that cougar age. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
I know a couple guys in Chicago that can take care of the boyfriend if you wish. :D |
i'm in baltimore. i'm not sure the dude was a boyfriend by the way she acted. and if it is her bf then it'd be a huge turnoff for me because i wouldn't enjoy her doing some like that to me. |
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
somewhere around 24 |
oh .
4 years :nervous: |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by echosystm
oh .
4 years :nervous: |
trust me dude. get it all while it's still easy.
i think if there's one advice i want to give to college-aged kids is this. NEVER EVER have a relationship in college. do not waste more than 2 months on any girl. no matter how great you think she is. it's a waste of your time and you'll be missing out on a ton. just everything and enjoy yourself because it only gets harder from there. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by echosystm
oh .
4 years :nervous: |
Just over 3 for me, and only 1 more year of uni left :nervous: |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
well i think there's a timeframe - somewhere around 24 until 30ish where they just get tough. then they reach that cougar age. |
yeah thats why i said depending on age. thats the range i was thinking about after i posted that.
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Just over 3 for me, and only 1 more year of uni left :nervous: |
its already here for me (well technically i got 3 weeks but whose counting right?) hence why i go for the older ones. they are a lot of fun in the sack too. :D |
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