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A serious question about god: Spaghetti or Fettucine?
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| Lira |
As the world's greatest deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is revered by thousands. However, as Pastafarians debate about the true nature of God, I'd like to hereby give my two cents. I actually believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster should actually be called "Flying Fettuccine Monster".
Firstly, the fettuccine's flat shape is an indication that the Flying Fettuccine Monster (hereafter, FFM) is just, fair and equal. Here's a sample of how merciful fettuccine look minutes prior to its ritual ingestion:
Such kindness is a symbol of how the FFM cares about us. There's no doubt about it. Also, FFM in the Female-Female-Male trinity is the most sacred kind of love there is, as only two females can give the attention (and prepare all the sammiches) a true man needs. Water is made of two hydrogen molecules (hydro comes from the Greek word "hyster" meaning "uterus") and one oxygen molecule (Oxygen was the Greek God of virility). So FFM also symbolises the perfect balance between the sexes. Or something.
So, unlike those raviolic heretics, fettuccinists can be one step closer to the almighty omnipastic God, reason why I just had to preach and bring you fellow coreans one step closer to him.
It's about time we protested against the spaghetti heresy and diffused the true truth. Anyway, I need some sleep and I can't go on, but I want to see some serious worshipping here when I wake up. |
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| eROs.au |
| Burn in hell, Lira |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by eROs.au
Burn in hell, Lira |
How dare you!?
Hallolujah, oh Deus Fettuccinissimus, for you won't spare eros' soul and, for his sacrifice, will give me 89 virgin dishes!
Edit: I'm hungry, and ordered 4 extra dishes. |
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| Frenchie |
| Lira, are you the white Power Ranger in your avatar? All I see when I look at it is the white Power Ranger. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Lira, are you the white Power Ranger in your avatar? All I see when I look at it is the white Power Ranger. |
Yes, that's me, staring at the horizon, looking for the FFM to show me a sign. So far, I've just spotted some bloody pigeons :( |
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| Esiotrat |
| Cocaine is one hell of a drug. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Yes, that's me, staring at the horizon, looking for the FFM to show me a sign. So far, I've just spotted some bloody pigeons :( |
Ya, way to not answer my question. |
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| chach |
| parmesan is a hell of a drug |
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