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The late night thread with your resident night owl : Zeshin(Surfmorworkless)
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| Surfmorworkless |
Ok today....or better said tonight we will discuss the fine art of making cookies.For all yous that want to impress your lady or dude by making them the finest batch of cookies the world has ever known.This my friends is the top secret and illusive Zeshin cookie.yes patented by yours truly.
Here's what you'll need:
First get a large monkey suit.Maybe off ebay or something.Once it arrives in the mail you must put it on as your outer garnment.Once this is completed pick up your keys and get inside your transportation vehicle in normal everyday fashion.Transport your self to the grocery store.Still in ape vestuary though must walk in to begin thyn quest.
Walk into the store and pick up one roll of uncooked chocolate chip cookie dough.Then get a block of cream cheese.Once this is completed escort yourself to the stores check out facility.Make sure to stand in the longest line possible.Thou will receive many a funny look.Once purchase of the cookie dough and cream cheese is completed escort thy self in thine vehicle back to thine living space.
Once home pull out a large pan slab half of the cookie dough on the pan,then spread out evenly about half of the cream cheese block,followed by topping it off with the other half of the cookie dough.Stick this in the oven at approximately 350F.Wait about 20 minutes,then pull cookies out.Grab the closest tooth pick available,stick toothpick into cookies.If toothpick comes out clean,well um i guess your done,if toothpick comes out with dough stuck on it,well then you have problems stick it back in the oven.
Once you are finished your life will be fundamentally altered by the greatness of the cookie.
This marks the end of tonights night time session.With your host Zeshin(Surfmorworkless)
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| Surfmorworkless |
| But seriously the cookies are awesome:) |
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| system9 |
Transport your self to the grocery store.Still in ape vestuary though must walk in to begin thyn quest.
LMAO thine quest one cookie to rule them all! |
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| seekrets |
| Pay YOur MIERDA!!! |
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| system9 |
| quote: | Originally posted by seekrets
Pay YOur MIERDA!!! |
Well since you put it so nicely, maybe i will. |
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| Lizard_boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by seekrets
Pay YOur MIERDA!!! |
she said poop twice. |
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| Surfmorworkless |
| So did anyone try the cookies excluding monkey suit and such? |
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| Surfmorworkless |
| quote: | Originally posted by system9
Transport your self to the grocery store.Still in ape vestuary though must walk in to begin thyn quest.
LMAO thine quest one cookie to rule them all! |
:D Hehe yeah. |
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| Surfmorworkless |
| quote: | Originally posted by seekrets
Pay YOur MIERDA!!! |
Overabundance of the pooh.:whip: |
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| Lizard_boy |
| hey zeshin !! i just bought my plane tickets to houston !!! ill be in houston the late afternoon of december 20th !!! wanna come over and help n see me renovate the new studio ? |
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