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Mailmans Last Day
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way
with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
blonde in a revealing negligeé. She took him by the hand, gently
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him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever
experienced.
When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring , he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under
the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words",
he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well", she said, "last night , I told my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you, and he said ' him, give him a
dollar.'"
"The breakfast was my idea," she added proudly |
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| Shudder |
| HAHAHAHA. that's funny |
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| DJ Teknique |
| hahahaha gotta love blondes |
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| Gucio |
I never heard that one before. LOL  |
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| inatrance |
| hahahaha thats good |
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| OrZonE |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Teknique
hahahaha gotta love blondes |
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:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :D :) |
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| Fraggle |
hahahahahah!!!
yeah that's a great one :D:D:D
thanks DJ El Kay Dee
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
actually im surprised u guys havent heard that one before....
its all good :D :D :D :D |
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| Cosmo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gucio
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Excuse me, what does it meen??? :conf: :conf: :conf: |
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| Shudder |
| yeah exactly what does that picture mean?? |
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| dj_mdma |
| heh thats some funny ! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmo
Excuse me, what does it meen??? :conf: :conf: :conf: |
i dont think the picture plays any role...its just that the statement is...."shes taken and/or not as easy as u think" |
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