| emc^2 |
plenty of things - use it as a temperature and humidity device: if the sack is hanging low, its hot; if it's sweaty, itchy and clings to your leg - the humidity is high. On the other hand if it is all shrivelled up and your balls sit higher than your kidneys - its too ing cold!
also, it can be used as a pointing device, fly swatter, rectal thermometer (hey, that's my excuse and sticking to it!), plus it makes hell of a moisturizing cream (that's the way I pitch my services)... And speaking of pitching... Rather handy when you just have to pitch a tent. And since we're discussing outdoorsy activities - great for putting out those dangerous camp fires, before they burn down half of Cali.... Not to mention that certain people find it a rather fime delicacy - just ask jeffrey dhalmer...
In other words - a rather versatile tool, domt leave home without it! |
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