Originally posted by spc
Yes! Exactly. You are a urinal selection expert. I always go by my own unwritten law that you should always try to be 1 urinal away from any others, unless you are forced to use the urinal directly next to them. But yes, usually I'd just go into a stall.
This is the golden rule of men's restroom etiquette. You never, ever select the urinal directly next to an occupied urinal unless all stalls are occupied and even then unless you are about to piss your pants you should just wait until someone is finished with one of the occupied urinals. The only exceptions are concerts/sporting events where the restrooms are at full capacity with a line and people are already pissing in the sinks and trash cans.
Zild
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Originally posted by XaNaX
This is the golden rule of men's restroom etiquette. You never, ever select the urinal directly next to an occupied urinal unless all stalls are occupied and even then unless you are about to piss your pants you should just wait until someone is finished with one of the occupied urinals. The only exceptions are concerts/sporting events where the restrooms are at full capacity with a line and people are already pissing in the sinks and trash cans.
Yep. I was just following that rule I can't claim credit for it.
nchs09
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Originally posted by Zild
It doesn't but it increases the chance that someone who is gay will open the door and check out your tubesteak. Gotta minimize that. It also increases the chances that someone will come in and use the urinal right next to you since they want to be close to the exit as well. I think only checking out someone's tackle while they're taking a leak and enjoying it makes you gay.
i dont care if they check out my penis....
and most men dont check out other mens junk so i think you are safe unless you go to a gay bar.
nchs09
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
i like how he goes "many reasons!"
i actually pee sitting down if i randomly awaken during the night, turning on the light.
Zild
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Originally posted by nchs09
i dont care if they check out my penis....
and most men dont check out other mens junk so i think you are safe unless you go to a gay bar.
I really don't care either. I'll walk out of the shower naked with the door open in a dorm. I don't give a . But this is a thread and we're trying to make it funny not serious.
iammesol
I don't use urinals
nchs09
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Originally posted by Zild
I really don't care either. I'll walk out of the shower naked with the door open in a dorm. I don't give a . But this is a thread and we're trying to make it funny not serious.
i would be embarrased to walk nakkid from the shower.
anyhow i thought the guy was serious about where he stood in the bathroom when it came to urinals....
while on the subject of urinals.. i ing hate the ones with out the urinal scented thing... if it doesnt have it..... i have to hold my breath :/
Zild
I hate the ones that go all the way down into the floor and then you accidentally step into them because you're piss drunk.
nchs09
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Originally posted by Zild
I hate the ones that go all the way down into the floor and then you accidentally step into them because you're piss drunk.
hahaha ya those are the worst.... the really ghetto ones are the ones that go all the way down to the floor but they are not individual urinals.. just one big row thats a free for all.....
Zild
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Originally posted by nchs09
hahaha ya those are the worst.... the really ghetto ones are the ones that go all the way down to the floor but they are not individual urinals.. just one big row thats a free for all.....
Ahh like my middle school.
spc
The first urinal on our floor's bathroom has one of those lowered urinals designed for kids/midgets. I despise them
lücid
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Originally posted by spc
The first urinal on our floor's bathroom has one of those lowered urinals designed for kids/midgets. I despise them
you despise lowered urinals? or you despise kids/midgets? and if you meant kids/midgets, which do you despise more?
