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Bike sex man placed on probation
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| Magnetonium |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
This is one of the most f0cked up stories I've read in a while ... bicycle perverts????
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/...est/7095134.stm
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A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.
Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.
He now lives in Ayr.
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| MeLLyMeL |
this is probably a repost but how do you figure out a man is having sex [or trying to] with a bike?
Couldn't he have said I'm taking a leak??
wtf.. Nevermind I assumed it was outside. It was in his bedroom. Oops! |
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| Frenchie |
LOL!!
As if no one else humps their bikes:rolleyes: Boomer and Ygrene go it all the time. |
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| tubularbills |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
wtf lol wow |
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| yujie__ |
| Was any cycles there to testified against him? |
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| leph555 |
:stongue: |
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| iammesol |
| I don't think it's possible to have sex with a bike. Those cleaners must've had some intense imaginations. |
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| Ghost Raver |
| I find this quite funny, but I don't understand why put someone on the sex offenders register, even for three years, if all he did was a little bit of fun with a bike. A BIKE. I mean it's not that big of a deal even if the cleaners were extremely shocked. And it's not like the bike would've resisted anyway :o |
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| echosystm |
how the hell do you have sex with a bike?
also, how can you be charged for having sex with a bike? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| People like this really grind my gears. |
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| Zewad |
| They might have to wheel him into surgery after that. |
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| Frenchie |
| Guess we have to put a brake to that, huh? |
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