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Fortune Cookies: they know more than you think!
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| Jake Benson |
So d00ds, I always ask fortune cookies questions like they are fortune TELLERS, and it's kinda amuzing how the when I open them up, the "fortune" is almost the answer, AS IF THEY ARE ALIVE!
But tonight I'm really creeped out. I asked a fortune cookie I was about to eat:
"How will I feel tomorrow after I get off the plane in New York"
I opened it up and it read:
TOMORROW WILL BE A PRODUCTIVE DAY. DON'T OVERSLEEP
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OMG How did it know about TOMROROW!!?!?!?? AND HOW DID IT KNOW I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY IN THE MORNING AND THUS NOT OVERSLEEP!??!?! IT WAS SO SPECIFIC THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE!
I am telling you people fortune cookies KNOW who you are AND can tell the future. Do NOT underestimate these prodigies. Just try one! And no I am not on drugs. But I am a little scared because I feel like someone is watching me. Or some FORTUNE COOKIE is watching me!
See I wasn't lyin about this either! |
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| tubularbills |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
edit,
ps, i do not like fortune cookies |
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| Jake Benson |
| ^^^ it's because they know too much, right? I think I am on their good side tho. |
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| Lilith |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
^^^ it's because they know too much, right? I think I am on their good side tho. |
i must be on their bad side, cause i always get ty fortunes.
plus they taste bad :unasty: |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i must be on their bad side, cause i always get ty fortunes.
plus they taste bad :unasty: |
Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
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Hahaha, nice.
Also, in before "that wasn't chicken." |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside. |
at first i misunderstood LA as in "los angeles" because at first i was thinking, ":wtf:, i'm already in LA" |
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| Allied Nations |
| 5 am and im working on a project... i dont know if ill get any sleep, let alone oversleep :p |
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| Direct |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
5 am and im working on a project... i dont know if ill get any sleep, let alone oversleep :p |
Betch that wasn't ur fortune cookie!
Yeah I'm not sleeping until I get on the plane at 6:30am. What's messed up is I'm used to stayin up late but the ONE night I should stay up cuz I slept all damn day I feel tired. I'm gonna order some Brazilian food. Thank god for Brazilian food.
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
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WTFuk is that? What movie is it from? Why do you live in Fresno? |
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| Allied Nations |
im so ing annoyed
im broke for the next 6 hours and them im so chill and i left my credit card at my buddys house...
would love to go buy breakfast right now |
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