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| chach |
| :p at work bored and on a phone so if anyone wants to talk here feel free to. Make fun of me ask me something I don't care just don't feel like browsing multiple threads :gsmile: |
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| spc |
| if you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| If a hot dog saved your life, would you marry it? |
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| chach |
| Lol only if I was kosher and even then I would think about it. |
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| spc |
| I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you? |
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| spc |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Brown mustard? |
I'm just stealing material from SNL back when it was bearable to watch. Will Farrell used to do wonderful impersonations of Harray Caray
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97jupdate.phtml
| quote: | Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin: What?
Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?
Colin: I don't know.
Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? [some applause and cheers]
Colin: [complying] I guess so.
Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails. |
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| chach |
| And would only marry it if it was a virgin :o |
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| Frenchie |
Ohhhhhh! Sorry lol I was like " wtf is this kid on " |
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| spc |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Ohhhhhh! Sorry lol I was like " wtf is this kid on " |
Haha yea, I would think the same thing too... It's not that funny on paper, you really have to see the skit, but I'm coming up empty-handed on youtube |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Ohhhhhh! Sorry lol I was like " wtf is this kid on " |
Y tu como estas en este dia tan hermoso? |
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