Can't sleep....dotperiod
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Aristronica |
Too much on my mind.
What kinds of things do you people do to fall asleep.
Disclaimer - already did the masturbating thing (didn't help obviously). |
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mezzir |
I only smoke weed when I need to,
And I need to get some rest, yo, where's the cess.
I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress,
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty,
And on the count of three I pull back the duvet,
Make my way to the refrigerator,
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam,
When the light above my head went bam!
I can't sleep, something's all over me,
Greasy, insomnia please release me,
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath,
Tearing off tights with my teeth.
But there's no relief,
I'm wide awake in my kitchen,
It's black and I'm lonely,
Oh, if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I need to get some sleep,
I can't get no sleep....
edit for real content: don't look at the clock |
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MrJiveBoJingles |
Post on message boards until I'm utterly exhausted and stagger back to bed. |
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nchs09 |
i watch family guy and usually fall asleep watching it.... i enjoy it :) |
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SuspicionVandit |
i sleep with earbuds on, and lately i've been drifting away to The Prodigy (Jilted Generation+Fat of the Land) |
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mezzir |
actually, allied nations - warm music for cool cities is fantastic to drift off to sleep to |
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Silky Johnson |
Read a book. |
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Aristronica |
quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Read a book. |
good idea. i guess you're not completely useless jenny. :toothless |
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camsr |
:stongue:
I want a bedtime romance novel. |
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Silky Johnson |
quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
good idea. i guess you're not completely useless jenny. :toothless |
And when you're done you can shove it up your ass! :mad: |
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gehzumteufel |
quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
And when you're done you can shove it up my ass! :mad: |
damn jenny. will i get the chance to do this? you know since i will be in your bed next to you and all.:gsmile:
LAWLS |
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Silky Johnson |
quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
damn jenny. will i get the chance to do this? you know since i will be in your bed next to you and all.:gsmile:
LAWLS |
Uh uh motherer, you'll be sleeping on the futon in my living room! You can snuggle with my teddy bear though. :gsmile: |
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