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| Vivid Boy |
So you think Joseph really did buy the story that mary was still a virgin and was having the lords kid?
I mean thats a tough story to swallow. You think he knew he was abitch when he believed that?
and if he did believe this do you think deep down joseph was a lil pissed off at god that he busted a load in mary while she was sleeping?
how can he still be religious when someones creepin in his manger with his wife that he hasnt even banged yet.
thats ed tho, think about that for a second. Mary was so pure...she was sooo damn pure that even God himself, the lord of goodness, got turned on and was like "damn this girl is sooo good she makes me, the lord, want to do something bad" and he creeped up while she was sleeping and busted a glowing sperm which was carried by angel o sluts into mary's mouth (cause she was a virgin) through her stomach into her utereus and stuffed into her falopian tubes.
crazy. |
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| UWM |
| That's quite a theory. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| Santa Clause is black cause he knows how to break into homes without making a sound.... |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| Cue "Trapped in the Closet." |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| explain to me how exactly the sperm travelled from her mouth into her uterus. |
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| Vivid Boy |
explain to me how jesus cured a blind man of sight or how he made doves appear out of his hands...
dude even as a sperm he was doing houdini things
edit: and if you dont buy that im pretty sure it first landed on her face and then she took in the mouth where it went up her naval cavity and splattered out of her nose on her glassess. then she took it and rub it on her breasts where..through the process of osmosis it entered into her blood stream and flowed into her vagina. there it made a left hand turn stopped and asked for directions and the local pit stop. and continued its journey up into the filiopian tube. he wa sthen not sure of where he was supposed to go so double checked his GPS and beat traffic and got there int he nick of time for xmas |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
dude even as a sperm he was doing houdini things |
so, instead of just "magicking" the sperm into her uterus, he put it in her mouth => throat => stomach and THEN decided to magic it into her uterus. uh huh. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
so, instead of just "magicking" the sperm into her uterus, he put it in her mouth => throat => stomach and THEN decided to magic it into her uterus. uh huh. |
or u can read option 2. the thing about the bible is you can either take it at face value or read it contextually |
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| Vivid Boy |
| haha nobody dares touch this thread with fear of going to hell |
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| chimera66 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
haha nobody dares touch this thread with fear of going to hell |
or because this thread is dumb...the good lord baby jesus is gonna get you |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Bumper stick seen today on the back of a truck:
"Without the bread of life, YOU'RE TOAST!" |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by chimera66
or because this thread is dumb...the good lord baby jesus is gonna get you |
yeah, this is nowhere near as sacriligious as my "what object have you named mohammed" thread.
better luck next time :) |
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