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Man Gets Naked, Girl Gets Arrested, Rest of the World Laughs
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| leph555 |
| quote: | A 17-year-old girl from New Zealand misled a man into stripping naked and walking into an unsuspecting individual's house, simply by sending a goofy SMS offering a threesome. The end result was arrests and hilarity all around.
The 31-year-old Kiwi was sent an SMS from the conniving girl, detailing he was to receive an early "Christmas present" from the sender and her friend. The seductress further suggested our man remove his clothes before entering the house, all in the name of saving time. It was a stupid move—Dr Pepper adverts should have been ringing through the Kiwi's head; unfortunately, he wasn't thinking with that head. He embraced the advice, and shot into a completely unsuspecting household. God only knows what, er, state he was in, but the homeowner was not amused. The police were called, and the man was arrested for unlawful behavior. The siren was later tracked down and charged with the misuse of a telephone; they both evaded prosecution, but were cautioned for the nuisance caused. There is a valuable lesson here for all of us: don't believe random offers of a threesome—your life is not a porno. Sorry. |
Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/tech...=technologyNews |
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| zoogla |
, I thought no one would find out :(
ps. my life is totally a porno |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
ps. my life is totally a porno |
Being a fluffer doesn't count. |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Being a fluffer doesn't count. |
I fluff ur moms boobies |
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| lücid |
i wish i had thought of that joke.
*looks through phone for someone to text* |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i wish i had thought of that joke.
*looks through phone for someone to text* |
*PMs you his phone number* |
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| Aristronica |
so 17 is of age in australia?
hmm didn't know that...
*books a flight* |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
*books a flight* |
eh, everything there is rated from 0 to Kylie Minogue.
So I heard. |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
so 17 is of age in australia?
hmm didn't know that...
*books a flight* |
new zealand ;) |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
new zealand ;) |
This isn't a synonym competition :mad: |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
so 17 is of age in australia?
hmm didn't know that...
*books a flight* |
Calling an Australian a New Zealander is akin to calling an American a Canadian; extremely insulting. :mad:
That guy is a pedo; he wanted a threesome with a 17 year old? |
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