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How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight? (pg. 3)
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| Miss Bliss |
| I got 26... but I gotta say, if any of them are like my 6 year old girl cousin who is ridiculously strong and regularly hits her father hard enough to bruise and/or knock the wind out of him, all is lost.... |
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| zizack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
I got 26... |
damn, I can only take 25...:( |
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| zizack |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
36 bitches! lol |
I guarantee you answered yes to the question about picking one of them up and using them as a weapon. lol |
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| vtec junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by zizack
I guarantee you answered yes to the question about picking one of them up and using them as a weapon. lol |
Hell yeah I did.....but in all honesty that wouldn't be very effective.....the average weight of a 5 year old is like 30-50 pounds so that would be like swinging a 40 pound bat......couldn't swing it very fast lol. I'd prob just charge em and take them out all at once.....doesn't take much to hurt a 5 year old lol. |
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| chanman7483 |
Best thing to do would def go into a 3 point stance and just charge into them. That and the spinning clothesline(i.e Zangief from Street Fighter) would be your best friends. The key is to knock them unconscious, that's all you have to do. What about picking one up by their feet and spinning around in a circle? That would prob work well
what the hell am i saying... |
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| zizack |
| quote: | Originally posted by chanman7483
Best thing to do would def go into a 3 point stance and just charge into them. That and the spinning clothesline(i.e Zangief from Street Fighter) would be your best friends. The key is to knock them unconscious, that's all you have to do. What about picking one up by their feet and spinning around in a circle? That would prob work well
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whoa, dude...you're getting really into this huh? lol :p
in all honesty though, swinging one of the buggers around by his feet would tire you out very fast. You'd be a sitting duck after about a minute just for lack of stamina.
I think the key to taking the most out would be energy conservation...taking short, quick, accurate shots at their faces, as to not waste energy. Any shot on or around the face would do the trick to a 5 year old. |
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| chanman7483 |
| I have a feeling this may come up one drunken night at the club |
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| Eyekon |
to be honest, you would be in the clear as long as you could find a way to subdue them in quick short bursts of hits.. anything you can use to knock their balance off a bit would spell the beginning of the end for an army of 5 year olds..so hitting in the groin/nose/back of the head with elbows, kicks, forearms..anything..would pretty much put em down in a shot. remember, they are not eye leve..so use that to your advantage and mow them down!
lol. yea i couldnt help but replying to this. good topic! haha.
...now im up for some midget tossing =) |
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| zizack |
muay thai knees...
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| Sandman1130 |
| 32 those little Fckers are dead!!! bring it on!! |
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| ReenTeenTeen |
| my daughter is a 5 and she beats my ass. why would i be stupid enough to pick a fight with more 5 year old? :crazy: |
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