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Rough Toilet Paper (pg. 3)
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by echosystm
my grandparents get that un-bleached, un-softened stuff made from recycled office paper.
jesus ing christ.
heres a tip if you're ever in this situation; ruffle the paper up for about half an hour before using it. somehow the creases aid the softness. |
lol I never understood buying that . I mean its your own ass and you don't want to spend the extra couple cents a roll for the good stuff? |
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| Gen3r4l1ty |
This is the only stuff that touches my tender anus. Totally FTW. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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Why the iPod? |
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| lücid |
| i prefer the kind that has a puppy on the packaging... the one where Zach Braff does the voice of the puppy in their commercial. |
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| eROs.au |
"Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has
not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it.
And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really,
what else can they do?" |
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| Ian |
Charmin is . it's like thin & easier to tear than the meat off perfectly cooked ribs.
is what it's all about, along with their moist tissue to feel extra fresh ;) |
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| bas |
| Maybe in the UK...but in AMERICA we have Charmin double roll. Twice the roll, twice as soft :cool: |
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| Gen3r4l1ty |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
Charmin is . it's like thin & easier to tear than the meat off perfectly cooked ribs.
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You kidding? I can be good with like 3 squares of that stuff. I'm talking about the Charmin Ultra... the "less is more" stuff. It's like buttsecks with a silk worm. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Why the iPod? |
So we can listen to choons while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Maybe in the UK...but in AMERICA we have Charmin double roll. Twice the roll, twice as soft :cool: |
I suppose u dont know that evian water is french for 'naive' ? |
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| r5a |
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My school has this generic one-ply , it's TOO SOFT. you rub your ass and two seconds later you feel the going through your fingernails as the toilet paper just falls apart, it's totally awesome!
At work we have some nice, two-ply regular stuff, not sure of the brand but its not like downy/charmin style or 1-ply wipe your ass with ur nails kind either.
Now at home is the Bentley of toilet paper, we get this is like 8 ply feels like a cloud is going through your ass checks. expensive as hell but oh so worth it. actually makes you want to take a and wipe your ass.
worst that has ever been is my ex's house, i don't know why they did that to themselves but it was like sandpaper in my ass, Christ. i hated taking a there. |
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