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For two easy payments of $29.99, you can be immortal...
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| SuspicionVandit |
****IMMORTALITY IS NOT SPAM****
I am currently partnering up with my scientist friend, Dr Leonard W. Wang(PHD from China) with a breakthrough in Snake Oil medicine. Through a series of refinements and chemical breakdowns of Uranium Isotopes and Tungsten-182 Trapezoids, we have developed a Snake Oil so revolutionary, you'll wonder why the FDA refuses to bring it to the market.
Immortality Snake Oil will make you immortal, superhuman, and GODLIKE. And for how much?
ONLY $29.99(2x)
you will outlive your children, you will outlive bacteria, you will outlive the universe. and for:
ONLY $29.99(4x)
Skeptical? Of course you are. That's why we INCLUDING 3 FREE IMMORTALITY TOWELS.
These towels have been doused in Immortality Snake Oil, so they will be long lasting, just like you, FOREVER.
A bottle of Immortality Snake Oil and 3 FREE IMMORTALITY TOWELS for:
ONLY $29.99(5x)
Act now, supplies will not be here forever. |
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| d-miurge |
| You're the towel. |
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| jonze |
| do we get the fingertip towel too? |
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| Zoso |
| No Time Cube or magnets? :( |
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| Vivid Boy |
| yeah deffinately i want a immortality board game for when i outlive everything. |
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| iammesol |
| What if I make whoopie with the towel? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
What if I make whoopie with the towel? |
YA! What if He makes a wookie with the towel????? |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
What if I make whoopi with the towel? |
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| idoru |
| If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever? |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever? |
no the towel turns into one of these -
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