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Ask Digitalphoenix anything! (pg. 2)
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
Can I have your credit card number and the last 3 digits on the back, along with your mailing address and phone#? |
Negative! I've had to explain to my cc company 3 times why I'm geting charges from "Sexy Clown Shop"
Third time is the charmer, next! |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by st3nc
Would you rather your mom in the vagina?
or would you rather have your dad you in the ass?
2 options, no suicide option
CHOOSE! |
But there is an option!
Make a deal with them, have them each other
and promise a tape..
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Why did st3nc just ask you that question? :nervous: |
He has a Freudian complex, it is usually directed towards the mother
but he tried to throw the father in the mix to throw people off
Mother******..
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| st3nc |
Is there life after death? What were we before birth?
Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed? |
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| bas |
| My only form of currency for today is split into two Visa gift cards totaling about $5. I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat? And if I eat at said place, would they be able to accept two cards? |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| How do you properly cook dog meat |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by st3nc
Is there life after death? What were we before birth?
Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed? |
I will answer each question accordingly:
1) There is life after death. Re-encarnation is not only real, but true!
My wife's ex-boyfriend was reincarnated as a jockstrap
2) Before birth we either are the slowest sperm cell or the fastest.
Congratulation, you're a winnar!!!
3) Because earth is full of s and God hates s.
Look at Lucifer, he sent him to hell for opening he shouldnt have
Kinda like the roommate that eats your food without asking!
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| get nyce |
when is the next cruise?
how is the little one doing? |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
My only form of currency for today is split into two Visa gift cards totaling about $5. I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat? And if I eat at said place, would they be able to accept two cards? |
If it's a chinese place, no!!!
They'll say - "You eat, you pay once NOW!"
If you go to Burger Kink however, they will take them - and you wont even need $5.00. I'll even tell you how to make it a healthy meal
Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions,
forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories
Cost= $1.00
5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce.
BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00
Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00
Total cost of meal: $3.35!
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| chach |
When are we gonna get ed up?
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| spc |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions,
forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories
Cost= $1.00
5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce.
BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00
Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00
Total cost of meal: $3.35!
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Why do you consider a Whopper Jr, Chicken Nuggets & Diet sprite a healthy meal? :( |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
How do you properly cook dog meat |
Dog meat is appreaciated in the far East as a resource for food,
but not here in The States...
PASS.
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